Wall for Ditto (page 144)

- Commentaryiru -
Psychic Sudoku Khaki Derby - Part 1


???: Gasp, gasp... [Gaspn't.] O-Onset! I can't go much further!
Onset: Hold on, Rand! [OK these two have the coolest names in the whole story.] We have to keep going! We have to find it, or that Matrix Oddity gang will! [wait what were they searching for I can't remember]
Rand: B-But, Onset, I... I can't... ugh... [Rand's edgy phase.]
(Rand collapses) [(barfs because style)]
Onset: Rand!
Rand: ...Ugh... no... Onset, go without me... please go... [Is Rand a girl? I think Rand's a girl.]
Onset: But, Rand... you'll never survive! Matrix Oddity-
Rand: M-Matrix Oddity or no Matrix Oddity... we need you... we all need you... [I have to admit, I like this line.] and you can't keep going with me slowing you down... please, Onset... please go... [Please go because please go is getting repetitive.]
Onset: R-Rand... I... [no matter what]
(Onset stares at Rand for a long time, then turns and runs away) [Onset ran away from the impending cringe. Smart guy. Should be Uzi's boyfriend instead.]
Rand: ...Good luck... Onset...

Just goes to show you're a simp. :3

See Ess whining with Bee Pen about me in chat:

Pogo

Chat is very dry

maybe

i give up

smh my Pogie

Pogo

Thanks man, I've got another one Tommorow, and I'm feeling kinda nervous.
Also, are you on Discord?