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Wall for Ditto (page 145)

Another one:

"Item #: SCP-462
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-462 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██. SCP-462 is to be monitored at all times by at least two personnel. Any requests made by SCP-462 are to be denied and reported to the Site Director.

Description: SCP-462 is a juvenile male, approximately ██ years old. SCP-462 displays an extreme case of "simping," an internet slang term for excessive subservience or excessive adoration towards a person, usually of a romantic nature. SCP-462 displays this behavior towards any female he encounters, regardless of their age, gender, or other factors.

When exposed to any female, SCP-462 will immediately attempt to please them in any way possible. This can include buying them presents, complimenting them, [DATA REDACTED] and offering them any help they may require. SCP-462 will also attempt to gain their favor by any means necessary. In some cases, SCP-462 has been known to offer himself as a personal servant.

SCP-462 is capable of understanding and speaking English, but is unable to do so when in the presence of females. When asked questions, he will simply smile and nod in response.

Addendum 462-1: On ██/██/20██, SCP-462 made a request to be allowed to leave the containment cell and take part in a romantic relationship with a female. This request was denied."
Feb 28, 2023 by BM™
Here's the SCP based on you. Enjoy >:)

"Item #: SCP-318
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-318 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-17. Access to the chamber is restricted to personnel of Level 3 clearance or higher.

Personnel assigned to SCP-318's containment are to be monitored for any signs of simping behavior.

Description: SCP-318 is an adult male of indeterminate age and ethnicity. SCP-318 displays an unusual behavior of constantly attempting to gain the approval and attention of any female it encounters. It will use compliments, gifts, and other attempts at flattery in order to gain the approval of the female.

When a female rejects SCP-318's advances, it will become despondent and will enter a state of depression.

SCP-318 is not hostile and will comply with containment procedures, but will still attempt to gain the approval of female personnel.

Addendum 318-A: SCP-318 was discovered after reports of an individual stalking and attempting to court a female in ███████, ████. After the female in question rejected SCP-318's advances, it went into a state of depression and was taken into custody by local authorities."
Feb 28, 2023 by BM™
I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot
I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot
I'm Supersimp-simp-simp-simp, Supersimp
I'm Super-Super-Super-Supersimp, Supersimp
Yeah, yeah, Supersimp

Oh, I like to simp, I really love to simp a lot
Yeah, I'm a simp, which is totally something I don't say a lot
I'm really cool because simps are really cool
I like to simp, to gush, and to drool
I am Supersimp, yeah

(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
I'm Supersimp
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
I'm Supersimp
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh- you get the point)

I am a simp, and my name is Supersimp (Yeah!)
I simp for fruit and strawberry gamer girls (Yeah!)
I'm the best simp, except for the girl that I simp for (Yeah!)
I'm a superhero, and to the cute anime girls out there:
If you're lucky, I'll simp for you too (Oh yeah!)
Feb 28, 2023 by Gau
Pogo

Pogoten

what have i unleashed
Feb 28, 2023 by Gau
Jeez man, sorry. It was a joke, a mere joke. I know it's a sore subject for you and everything, and I'm never gonna tease you. But when Giru literally said that she's gonna make you wear boiled socks for the rest of your life, I mean, that joke naturally followed. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. Deepest apologies.
So, what's up
Feb 27, 2023 by Talos
Change your Grav to Goten (it'd be funny)
Feb 27, 2023 by Gau
Pogo
Feb 27, 2023 by Gau
lol my bad, isn’t this like the second time I’ve done this to you. honestly, I was bored so I answered it. I did completely look through the list for more, but you had already got most of them.
Feb 25, 2023 by MangoBrick
Goten is the replacement Goku midget.
Feb 25, 2023 by Gau