Wall for Ditto (page 206)

Actually, I was scrolling through my wall yesterday (I forget why) when I found that dream you posted, so I was referencing that. :3

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"Once upon a time, Primal was awoken to a noise.  He didn’t know what it was, but he already hated it. He swam to the surface to see Groudon, who was screaming and crying like a baby that needs it’s diaper changed. “Shut up and go marsh Lusamine.” Primal said. “PRIMAL I DROPPED A BAKED BEAN REEEEEEEE I SO SAD REEEE DORP MINE BAKEDETH BEAN” Groudon replied. “Groudon. It’s 2:00 AM. You’ve dropped enough baked beans to build a stage for your idiot friend Parlor Swipple to play at, as well as make a replica of 555 mental insanity drive. And you whine to me every time you drop one. I’ll tell you again, shut up and get married to Lusamine.” Groudon got angered by this and threw a stomping tantrum. Primal punched him (somehow) which knocked him out and sent him flying all the way to his home, a volcano. Primal went back to sleep. The next morning, he went to the surface to see a stage made out of baked beans, and Parlor Swipple was singing about the N lodged in her ear while N huggled her. Groudon was also slowly eating the stage. He looked to the left and saw a house that looked identical to that of the house on 555 mental insanity drive, except for made out of baked beans. Gligurr and Josh Kool were making alts there. “What the hell” primal whispered. He went back to sleep, woke up, and the baked bean stage and house were still there. This time, he noticed Rayquaza’s tail coming out of the ground. Rayquaza was probably late to Primal and Groudon’s “fight” last night and dragon ascended and got his head stuck in the sand. Primal prepared to origin pulse them, when he heard a voice from behind him. “PRIMAL LETS ORIGIN PULSE THEM TOGETHER IT WILL MAKE A GREAT MEMORIES FOR ME TO REMEMBER IN MY HEART FOREVER” it yelled. He turned around to see the head of parasect-eyes shauna sticking out of the water. Primal was both horrified and wondering if she really had a heart. Her head sank down in to the water slowly, and she almost immediatly re-emerged closer to him. Primal backed up, and she kept getting closer. This kept on happening until primal was close to the land. Groudon was behind him, and he picked him up and threw him in to a coffin of baked beans. “AAAAAAA GROSS GET ME OUT” Primal shrieked. Groudon, who was so horribly ignorant that he had forgotten that he had thrown Primal in to a baked bean coffin and mistook Primal’s voice for N’s, let him out. “DORP N WHO PUT YOU IN THIS COFFIN?!?! IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT DUMB HEAD PK!” Groudon screamed “Stop calling me P-erm, DORP IT WAS PEE KAY HE A MEAN DORP HEAD REE” Primal replied. Groudon went up to N and said “OOO DORP PEEKAY WHY DID YOU PUT N IN COFFIN” he asked. N, who was so incredibly idiotic, replied with “HAHA DORP I AM EVIL PEEKAY I AM A FRONCKREE REE HED”. “How stupid can you idiots ge-erm DORP HE MEAN PEEKAY” Primal cried. “WAIT IM N” N realized. They then realized that Primal was not N, and was in fact, Primal. Primal then saw something coming out of the sand. “LET’S BEAT LAMEHEADS UP TOGETHER IT WILL BE EPIC AWESOME MEMORY” the head of parasect-eyed Shauna screamed. “Ok, we will! Let’s start with you!” Primal replied. Primal ice beamed her, which froze her head. Primal proceeded to water spout Parlor Swipple, N, and Groudon, as well as the baked bean stage. He turned around and destroyed the baked bean 555 mental insanity drive with Origin Pulse, which revealed hundreds of Gligurrs and Josh Kools. “I HOPE YOU RUN OVERED BY A FUCEEN TRUCK ALONG WITH FIZZ” Josh Kool yelled. Gligurr just stood there, idle as usual. Primal took all of the Gligurr alts and Josh Kool alts and baked them in to a pizza which he force fed to Groudon. Groudon hated pizza and went to the Lamehead Dorp hospital for two weeks. As for Josh Kool and Gligurr, they ran away.


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Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Battle of the Simps


After Bee Pen left the hospital, he was planning to go back home and eat a whole bottle of honey while thinking very deeply. But before he and his friends Spooky Simp Snake Man and Strawberry Shortcake, who had apparently returned from whatever dimension they'd teleported to, could even cross the street, a voice called out to them dramatically. "Halt!" They turned around to see a three foot tall girl who was wearing cat ears. So they kept walking. After four minutes, Bee Pen and Spooky Simp Snake Man finally halted as the girl kept commanding them to do while throwing hissy fits. Then Strawberry Shortcake, who had been simping for a different anime boy than usual and was therefore lost in thought, bumped into Spooky Simp Snake Man, who simped for her really hard just because he could. Bee Pen, ignoring them, decided to ask the girl (who was about seven years old) a couple questions. "Who the heck are you and why did you want us to stop?" "My name is-" The girl tried to strike a pose, but her cat ears fell off and she had to put them back on. "Uh where was I- oh yeah, my name is Shrew Cart and I have a bone to pick with you because you were really mean!" she said dramatically. "I'm always really mean. What's your point?" Bee Pen asked. Shrew Cart's face went red with anger. "You were mean! And more mean than usual! You made Danny really upset!" she yelled. "Danny? Danny Gaumal Phantogre? For your information, he was doing, uh... evil stuff I guess, so he deserved it." Bee Pen replied with a shrug, still completely unaware of what Danny had or hadn't done. "Shut up! Danny didn't deserve to be sad no matter what he did!" Shrew Cart continued to yell. Bee Pen and his friends were about to leave, but Shrew Cart jabbed a finger at Strawberry Shortcake. "Stop right there, Strawberry Shortcake!" Everyone turned back around because Shrew Cart was even more ticked off than before. "You were even more mean than Bee Pen!" Strawberry Shortcake blinked. "Really? All I do is simp-" "Exactly! You're a Danny simp!" At this, everyone burst into laughter because they knew the little girl had to have hit her head or something to even have the thought that Strawberry Shortcake simped for Danny. "STOP LAUGHING! I HATE YOU!" Shrew Cart shrieked. "What in Gau's name makes you think I simp for Danny when I only simp for-" "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A DANNY SIMP AND ALWAYS WILL BE A DANNY SIMP AND YOU'RE A DANNY SIMP!" "No I'm not." "Yes you are!" "No I'm not." "YES YOU ARE!" "No I'm-" "I HATE YOU!" Shrew Cart yelled. Again. Then, being driven crazy by the fact that everyone was understandably laughing at her, pulled a magic wand out of her backpack and pointed it at Strawberry Shortcake. "I'll make sure Danny NEVER likes you EVER!" "But he doesn't-" Shrew Cart, cutting Strawberry Shortcake off once again, waved around her wand and sang a really cringey song about being a Danny simp, which ended with "oh yeah Strawberry Shortcake is mean and a Danny simp so now I'm turning her and her friends into anime characters". As she annoyingly sang those words, there was a burst of smoke. And when it cleared, Bee Pen and his friends were gone. In their places were three anime characters. "Uh... what is this supposed to accomplish again?" Bee Pen asked. Spooky Simp Snake Man took one look at Strawberry Shortcake and started to simp for her even harder than before because now she had eyes the size of dinner plates which was apparently attractive for some reason. "Danny would never like an anime girl! So I win!" Shrew Cart declared while laughing maniacally. "Why am I blond?" Strawberry Shortcake asked, because that was the only thing she noticed that was off. However, before anyone could answer that question, Danny Gaumal Phantogre waddled over on his Sonic the Hedgehog legs. "What the hell?" he asked upon noticing that Bee Pen and his friends were now anime characters. Shrew Cart immediately started fangirling over him, much to the exasperation of everyone around her. "Danny now that I turned Strawberry Shortcake into an anime girl do you like me?" she eventually asked. Danny just looked at her like she was high. "Uh, no." he said, leaving before Bee Pen could accuse him of doing nothing in particular. Then Shrew Cart broke down in tears and everyone returned to normal-ish. "Oh yeah I guess I'm supposed to say something nice or something right?" Bee Pen asked himself. His friends shrugged, so he hesitantly patted the seven year old on the shoulder, and she looked up at him. "Bee Pen, I'm s-s-so sorry I-I was such a jerk to y-you and your f-f-friends..." she choked in-between sobs. "Okay." he replied. "That's it! As of now, you're my new bestie!" Shrew Cart told him, not crying at all anymore because reasons. "...What?" Spooky Simp Snake Man and Strawberry Shortcake asked. Bee Pen would've said the same thing, but he was too busy running away from Shrew Cart, who happened to be chasing him around at three hundred miles per hour for no apparent reason.


The end.

Neat. I was wondering where the background came from. :3

I'm glad you liked it. XD

By the way, cool new Grav.

Giru's Magical Tragical Cringey Plot Summary of a Random Yu-Gi-Oh Episode That I Thought Was Funny
(maybe I should shorten the title)

Sylvio: "OHEMGEE YUYA BEETED ME IN A DUELETH SO IM GONNA GET MY DERPING REVENGE"
Zuzu: "NO!!11!!111!!one1!1"
Sylvio: "DERPING FRICK"
Yuto: "hi lulu."
Zuzu: "OMG IS THAT YUYA??!?!??/11//??1/1//1/1/??!?!?!?1//1? I MEAN YUYA DEFINITELY HAS PURPLE HAIR SO IT MUST BE HIM!!11!!!11!!11"
Yuto: "ok i summoned my dragon now you lose."
Sylvio: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH DOUBLEYOUTEEEFF HOW DID I DORPING LOSED"
Zuzu: "HUH WHERE'D YUYA BECAUSE THAT WAS DEFINITELY YUYA GO?!?!1/11?!??!1/1one!!!/1/?!????!/1/?!/1"
Yuya: "Hi did something happen?"
Zuzu: "WAIT WHAT-"
(insert theme song here)

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