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Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce

The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by 4chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Mar 4, 2022 by BM™
*reference

cnat speel
Mar 4, 2022 by Gau
XD

It's actually a Yu-Gi-Oh refence. Yuma Tsukumo (the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL) once said "Please, I'll give you my entire life's savings for a Heart Piece! That's almost seventy-five cents!" and I found it funny. As for what a Heart Piece is, it's a thingy you need to enter some fancy tournament I guess. Something like that.
Mar 4, 2022 by Gau
Hey Boki, change your Grav to Yugo and I'll give you my entire life savings. That's almost seventy-five cents! (probably the tenth time this week I've made a reference nobody gets but hey)
Mar 4, 2022 by Gau
(wow I checked my wall right when you posted that)
Mar 4, 2022 by Gau
Because I kept talking (or rather wall posting) a lot.

I assumed it was pretty obvious but eh.
Mar 3, 2022 by Gau
I don't recall saying you did.
Mar 3, 2022 by Gau
Original Yu-Gi-Oh: little midget man is a pharaoh and finds magical ancient Egyptian magical tragical item thingies

ARC-V: random boy with goggles has multidimensional triplets

(no I haven't shut up yet)
Mar 3, 2022 by Gau
Green green that's the sound grass makes
Mar 3, 2022 by BM™