I'm continuing something that never should have stopped.
A tale of two gentlemen who had a friendly conversation over something that they forgot about.
There were happy times,
sad times,
grime times,
and meme times.
But most of all, there was a large amount of "I don't know what I'm doing but I am going to do it anyway" between the only two men who were physically capable of lightly dropping a clock on top of a bazooka while also committing a mass-murder of approximately forty eight and a half horse people who had just recently walked into Burger King.
Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song.
Uh, yeah, Bob... what do I do?
Hmm, let's see... I know! You play the guitar!
Bob, I don't have any hands.
Oh, you're right... well, okay! You play this!
I don't wanna play that! I'll look silly!
Oh, come on. It'll be fun!
Nope. Not gonna do it.
It's for the kids.
Oh, okay. But they better not laugh.
All right! Better get on out there!
If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a show for you!
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales,
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales!
Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be
VeggieTales!
Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!
VeggieTales!
Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half an hour!
VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
It's time for VeggieTales!
[Creepy child laughter]
Apr 9, 2017
by
Hellfire Taco