Wall for FlappersFlappers (page 25)

I kinda want to stick this on my wall, but for obvious reasons, I need your consent.

For your consideration:
"I am a time-travelling, extra-dimensional chihuahua, forever locked in mortal combat with the Mystical Dumbo Flapperpus, master of Alchemy."

Oooh. Okay.

Oh.... OH YEAH? WELL, I-I... I have big... orange HAIR! it is so magnificent, none can gaze upon it's splendor and remain sane!!!!

prepare for your demise!!! thou shalt be defeated by the chihuahua!!!

Oh, okay. I have ZERO pain tolerance.

Don't let your toe nail become ingrown. Its the most painful thing that could ever happen.

What mission?

Country: "Look behind you", that's funny, but also creepy.

So it be written, so it must be.

pizza.

Oof that sucks. When I was in the 5th grade, I broke both bones of my forearm falling down the stairs and slamming it into the crown molding. I still have a small scar from when they did surgery on me.