Wall for Gau (page 228)

Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas!

T’was the Hau Thriller Night before Wheemas, and all through Primal’s Cavern, um.....there was a party. I’ll stop rhyming now. There was a great party in Primal’s cave, and all of the frocky whee heads were there. Everyone was happy and all was well. Primal was helping himself to some pizza when he heard a noise. He went outside of his cavern to see a giant submarine. “DERP NO MORE PARTY REEEEEEEE” he heard from it. He knew it was the lameheads. He went back to the cavern to tell everyone. The then ate a magical pizza and grew to 4 times his regular size, and he carried all of the frocky whee heads on his back outside to the submarine. He held the lamehead submarine in his giant teeth and swam away with them. Eventually, Primal and the frocky whee heads got to land. They were at mount Lanakila in Alola. Primal threw the submarine to the base of the mountain, and out of the sky rained tons of Gladions that somehow were uninjured when they hit the ground. Pika huggled them, and some of them made their way in to the submarine to terrorize the lameheads. The lameheads tried to escape, but the Gladions wouldn’t let em. Primal then picked up the Submarine again and swam off. This time, they arrived at the Malasada shop. It was overrun by Zombie Spider Parasect Eyed Haus. Hauhead filled the submarine with Malasadas and Primal threw the submarine at the malasada shop. The Zombie Haus crawled in and terrorized the lameheads. “HEY N IM SORRY FOR BREAKING UP WITH YOU 5 MINUTES AGO BE MY BOYFRIEND AGAIN” Parlor Swipple yelled over the madness to N. The lameheads tried to escape again, but again they couldn’t. More Zombie Haus crawled inside. Right when the lameheads thought that they were gonna die, Parlor Swipple started to sing an N fangirl song. This scared most of the Zombie Haus away, but some of them still stayed to terrorize the lameheads. Primal then picked up the Lamehead submarine again and swam off. This time, they arrived at an empty field, and all they saw was one hole in the ground. Primal threw the submarine next to the hole, and out of the hole crawled an army of parasect eyed Shaunas. They entered the submarine and started to hit on all of the male lameheads. “N LETS SEE FIREWORKS IVE NEVER SEEN THEM ALONE WITH A BOY BEFORE” “HEY GLIGURR I’M GOING TO STAND OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE IDLE FOR ETERNITY” “HEY GROUDON LET’S SEE THE LUMIOSE CITY TOWER LIGHT UP” the Shaunas screamed. “HEY N IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU” Parlor Swipple whispered to N at the top of her lungs. Primal picked up the Submarine again and swam off. This time he arrived at X’s house, which was overrun by Magical Colins. X and Y were there as well. The Magical Colins poured in to the Lamehead Submarine to escape Y flirting with them and X trying to hit them with his “I ADMIT LUXRAY>ROSERADE” sign. The Magical Colins tortured the Lameheads as Parlor Swipple got back together with N again. Primal picked up the submarine and swam away once again. He arrived at the Safari Zone in Kanto. He entered a Safari Game, immediatly tried to exit, answered “no”, and re entered the safari zone. He then closed his eyes, opened them. He tried to leave the safari zone, and said “no” when the attendant asked if he wanted to enter a safari game. He then left through the south exit, went 500 steps, and was warped to the gate. He then exited the safari zone again and was in Glitch City. LEMONADE appeared, and said something in a glitchy language, which Pika translated as “what are you guys doing here?”. Primal told her to tell him “We need you to get your glitch friends and terrorize the lameheads in this here submarine.”. Pika spoke in the glitchy language, and LEMONADE sent out a glitchy screech that summoned tons of other glitches. They went through the walls of the submarine and terrorized the Lameheads. The lameheads had given up, stopped fighting back, and all fell over and cried. Primal took the submarine and swam away once more. He came to a giant boat with a giant slingshot on it. He let the glitches and the magical Colins out of the Submarine. He then loaded the Submarine on to the slingshot, and he fired the Lameheads to space. The ended up on a small planet-the one 5 heroes had named “New Hope.” The lameheads found a Christmas tree, and it had presents for all of them under it. They read “To:Lameheads. From:Frocky Whee Heads.”. The Lamehead were too dumb to realize the Frocky Whee Heads would never give them anything nice, so they opened up the gifts, and they all got coal. The coal then all exploded.


The end!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!



For some reason I had a dream where your grav was a Jolteon wearing a Santa hat.

P K a n d G l a a r e t h e w o r l d s be s t l o n g w r i t e r s e v e n n o v e l s

you and primal would make great writers

Unstable Hybrid Parlor Swipple

Once upon a time, Gligurr and his dupes called the other lameheads for a meeting. They all came over and sat down. Gligurr’s dupes handed out (idle) T-Shirts and Gligurr explained the secret importance of the (idle) shirts. “The shirts that we wear allow us to fuse ourselves with other living organisms” he explained. After the meeting, which was too boring and dumb for me to describe, the lameheads all went their separate ways. Parlor Swipple went back to her mansion and thought “I CAN KILL FROCKY WHEE HEADS WITH SHIRT DERP”. The next morning, Parlor Swipple came across two large Pokémon lying on the ground. They whimpered and moaned and asked for help. These Pokémon were Primal Groudon and Mega Rayquaza, but Primal had mercilessly beaten them until they were so mangled that they couldn’t be recognized. Parlor Swipple pressed a button on the shoulder of her (idle) shirt, and she absorbed Mega Rayquaza and Primal Groudon. Primal, who was near the beach eating Pizza, saw something approach. It had the body of Primal Groudon, Mega Rayquaza’s tail and head, and Parlor Swipple’s eyes and hair. It was also wearing the idle shirt. It was Parimega Swipquadon. Primal was quite disturbed by the abomination. It yelled “REEEEEEEEEEE” in a horrible mix of all 3 voices. Primal used Water Spout, but the sky split in to two, one side with heavy winds and one with harsh sunlight. These made his water spout in to nothing. He ice beamed it, which was countered by a Flamethrower and a Dragon Pulse mixed together. Primal let out a great “SCREEEEEEEE” and the sky split in to 3, with Heavy Rain, Strong Winds, and Harsh Sunlight, all spinning around at high speeds, very frantically. Primal took a second to get used to it, and correctly timed an Origin Pulse to get the Heavy Rain boost. Parimega Swipquadon used Precipice Blades, and flew up in to the air and used Dragon Ascent. This greatly injured Primal. Then it started singing “Still all his fault” so horribly with the 3 voices combined which made Primal swim away as fast as possible. Then Primal got an idea:Mabye the (idle) shirt gave power to Parimega Swipquadon. He swam back and stole the shirt from them. They all fell apart in to Parlor Swipple, Mega Rayquaza, and Primal Groudon. “REEEE NONONO GIVE ME MY SHIRT BACK I NEED TO CLICK THE BUTTON ON THE SHOULDER TO FUSE WITH YOUR ARCH ENEMIES AAAAAAA”. Primal heard this and got an idea. He swam away once again, and he went to Gladion to ask to borrow his Silvally. Gladion accepted, and before he had a chance to ask why he had an (idle) shirt, Primal clicked the button and absorbed Silvally. He got the thing on Silvally’s head on his head and Silvally’s claws as well. “WHAT ON EARTH?!” Gladion cried. “Don’t worry, let me just take care of something.” Primal replied. Primal went back to see Parlor Swipple had gotten another (idle) shirt and fused with Rayquaza and Groudon again. “REEEEEEEEEEEEEE” they screamed with their horrible 3 voices. “SCREEEEEEEEEEEE” Primal and Silvally screamed even louder. The sky became completely rainy. Primal used Origin Pulse, and followed up with a Multi Attack. Primal then used his Silvally claws and ripped of the (idle) shirt that Parimega Swipquadon was wearing, and sure enough, fell apart again. Parlor Swipple, Mega Rayquaza, and Primal Groudon got away as fast as possible. Primal returned to Gladion, took off his shirt, and unfused with Silvally.


The end