Wall for Gau (page 229)

N’s slingshot

Once upon a time, Primal was watching TV, and he saw a news report with an oddly familiar picture. He saw the news was being reported by Parlor Swipple, and she said “DERP GIANT BOAT BEING BUILT BY PRIMAL’S CAVERN WE ARE GOING TO KILL-ERM FEED HIM DELICIOUS BAKED BEANS” “oh dear god no.” Primal whispered. He erupted from his cavern to see a ginormous boat with a slingshot on it. He took a second to see what was going on before he would freeze the boat solid with ice beam. “THERE HE IS” he saw Groudon, who was on the boat, scream. N then loaded a bucket of some sort of liquid in to the slingshot, and N launched the bucket at him. Primal was not expecting for this to hurt him, but he was sorely mistaken. It got in to his mouth, and he immediatly recognized it as buttermilk. He screeched and puked all over the place. They then launched Baked Beans at him, which made him puke even more. N then started the boat’s engine, and it went at incredible speeds, and it slammed directly in to Primal. Primal then closed his eyes, and his breathing stopped. He went back to being a Kyogre, and he sank to the ocean floor. He had died. N went down in to his cavern, made his Sharpedos in to Lameheads, and took his Blue Orb and gave it to Groudon. Meanwhile, the Aether family was all watching TV. They saw the same news channel as Primal was watching earlier, and Parlor Swipple yelled “DERP HAHA WE KILLED PRIMAL AND GAVE GROUDON HIS BLUE OR- ERM THE PEOPLE ON THE BOAT KILLED PRIMAL” The Aether family went to get the Blue Orb back and try to revive Primal. They stole X’s deluxe sailing ship and sailed it towards Primal’s cavern. They rammed it in to N’s boat, and Gladion’s silvally ripped a giant hole in to N’s boat with Multi Attack. The boat flooded, and the lameheads all swam away.  They then proceeded to sail to Groudon’s volcano. They went inside to see Primal Groudon eating baked beans. Pika threw a waffle at him, and Groudon yelled “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DERP” and turned towards them. Groudon used Flamethrower, which almost hit June, but she dodged. Gladion ordered his Silvally to use Air Slash, which spilled Groudon’s baked beans. He threw a tantrum and used Stomping Tantrum. This injured Gladion’s silvally. Pika climbed on to Groudon’s head and force fed him a very buttery waffle and spilled Grape Juice in to his ears. Junior then punched Groudon in the face and Gladion’s silvally finished Groudon off with Multi Attack. They took the blue orb, and went to find Primal’s dead body. They found it, and Gladion held up the blue orb. It glowed, and Primal started breathing. But then he stopped breathing again. “We’re missing something” Junior said. Then, they heard a noise behind them. It was Lugia, and he was holding Papa John’s pizza. “You were saying?” Lugia said. Gladion held up the blue orb again, and Lugia force fed Primal pizza. Primal woke up, and was delighted to see that he was revived. He went back to his Primal form. But then they saw a horrible sight. It was angry Nface, who had Mad Hauhead eyes. Angry Nface took the Aether family and Lugia and threw them far, far away. Primal remembered that N had killed him, and he immediatly Water Spouted N, and N fell in to the water. N was so massive that it only went up to his knees. N punched Primal in the head, but it didn’t do anything. Primal then rose into the air and SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd, and a large cylinder of water came out of the sea around N. Primal then used Ice Beam on it, and N was frozen. He then saw the Aether family and Lugia had returned. “Got any more pizza?” Primal asked Lugia. They all sat down and ate pizza and had a good time. Then they noticed something in the water. The slingshot. They looked at it, then at N, then at eachother. They loaded angry Nface in to the slingshot and launched him far in to the distance. They heard a crashing noise and Groudon screaming in pain. They all laughed hysterically.

The end

N and the baked beanstalk

Once upon a time, N was running in circles eating derp sandwiches. “HI N” he heard a voice scream. He looked over and saw Groudon. “DERP HI GROUDON” N shouted. “I MADE MAGICAL BAKED BEAN DO YOU WANT IT” groudon said. N accepted, and he took the baked bean. He was about to toss it in to his mouth, but then it fell to the ground. N screamed in horror and cried Becuase he dropped a baked bean, but then it grew in to the sky. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DDDDDDEEEEEEERRRRPPPPPP” he screamed. He climbed the Baked Beanstalk to a large castle in the sky. He entered and yelled “DERP DERP DERP ANYONE HOME”. At first there was no reply, but then he heard a deep voice call out. It said:”I HEAR A HUMAN BEING I SHALL BAKE HIM IN TO MY MALASADA”. N ran away from where he heard the voice come from, and he entered a room where he saw a glorious sight:A screeching N x Parlor Swipple statue. He went to take it, but then he felt the ground shake. He looked behind him to see Mad Hauhead. “YOU TRY TO TAKE MY STATUE? MALASADAMALASADAMALASADA” he roared. Mad Hauhead threw a malasada at him, which he dodged. He ran to another room, which appeared to be a large kitchen, and he saw a malasada making machine. He then felt himself being picked up in to the air towards it, and realized it was Mad Hauhead trying to bake him in to Malasada. “DERP NOOOO DERPPPPPPPP AAAAAAAAAAAA” N screamed, as he tried to escape Mad Hauhead’s grip. Then he heard a great sound:A parlor swipple song. “PARLORSWIPPLEITSYOU” he yelled. Parlor Swipple sang so horribly that Mad Hauhead let go of N. N and Parlor Swipple stole their N x Parlor Swipple statue that was screeching and descended the beanstalk. He then saw Mad Hauhead jumping out, and they got out of the way. Mad Hauhead landed on Groudon, which broke every bone in Groudon’s body. “NONONONONO GROUDON” N said. “ATLEAST WE GOT OUR STATUE” Parlor Swipple screeched. But then they saw that it began to rain...quite heavily. They looked around, and looked back to their statue to see that it was gone. They then saw Primal swimming away with it and laughing hysterically. Then they saw a shiny Victini, which V-Created them, and they were sent flying.

THE END

I have two stories for today!

8 more points till 700!

I plan to type a story and post it on your wall about X and Brightpowder, but I'm lazy and I don't know when I'll get it done.

There is some new user kid that will occasionally call himself a superhero names “Latios Man” and acts like he is high
He’ll say “OMG THAT WAS LATIOS MAN DERP!”

PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
I refuse to believe a full grown man dresses up as a fictional kids game character and uses your account on a Pokémon site

Mad Hauhead is mad for me yeeting him off the battlefield when he was trying to take my rightful place as champion in US.
PorygonZangoose seconds ago

We both made it on to a “people I hate” list on Altaria’s wall LOL

Crappy art skills activate!

Primal@Blue Orb
Ability:Primordial Sea
Nature:Timid
EVs:252 SpA/252 Spe/4 HP
•Origin Pulse
•Water Spout
•X is a lamehead
•SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Origin Pulse and Water Spout are very good STAB moves. X is a lamehead beats Primal Xs. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE sets up Anti-Lamehead terrain, and halves the damage of lamehead moves.
Livid Hauhead@Leftovers
Ability:Malasada Addiction
Nature:Adamant
EVs:252 Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
•Malasada Axe
•Malasada Storm
•A N G E R
•Malasada Eat
His ability powers up his Malasada moves, and he hits very hard, destroying threats such as Parlor Swipple and N.
Bidoof@Choice Band
Ability:Justified
Nature:Adamant
EVs:252 Atk/252 Spe/4 Hp
•Crush Grip
•Behemoth Blade
•Bolt Strike
•Sacred Fire
Very, very, very powerful force in Gen whee AG. He is an amazing wallbreaker, being able to break past Primal Groudon and other bulky lameheads.
Pika@Leftovers
Ability:Fangirling
Nature:Bold
EVs:252 HP/252 Def/4 SpD
•BAAAAAAAAAAAH
•Buttery Waffle Eat
•Gladion Fangirl
•Huggle
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH does a great set amount of 80% damage. Buttery Waffle Eat heals 60% HP. Gladion Fangirl raises stats if Gladion is on the opposing team, and Huggle does a good amount of damage and paralyzes.
Gladion@Choice Specs
Ability:Edginess
Nature:Timid
EVs:252 SpA/252 Spe/4 HP
•Way Too Edgy
•Dark Pulse
•Blast the Lameheads
•(rolls eyes)
Special Sweeper.
Junior@Leftovers
Ability:Edginess
Nature:Calm
EVs:252 HP/128 Def/128 SpD
•Anti-Lamehead spikes
•Edge Pulse
•Stealth Rocks
•Way too edgy


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