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The Glazio News
10/2/2020
I decided to catch a Feebas and evolve it into Milotic! So I went to Brooklet Hill with much an impatient and caught a male Feebas. I wanted a female one, but I didn't want to sit around, so I just named him Eon. I'll evolve him soon! And yeah the news sucks I know. See ya!

The Glazio News
10/1/2020
It's a new month and I got a new Pokemon! I beat the grand trial and the lamehead kahuna and headed to Akala. Some stuff happened and guess who I ran into? Iridio himself! The name Iridio sounds awesome. It just does. Iridiadizio is the best word ever 'cause it's a combo of Iridio, Gladion, and Glazio. What fun! So I blasted his music for a bit, battled him, and won! Woo! Then I headed to Brooklet Hill and did the Water-type trial. Many thanks to Wingilon for Wing Attacking Totem Araquanid into oblivion. After I finished that, I went to catch a Dewpider. I caught a female one whom I named Alariana. And guess what? She has Adamant nature! Yay! That'll come in handy because she's gonna be a physical attacker! So then I went and did the Fire-type trial, so now I have to do the Grass-type trial! I'm hoping to evolve Wingilon before I try it, because if my memory is correct, he'll evolve into a Drizzle Pelipper. That'll come in real handy! That's it for now, see ya!

Thank you!

The Glazio News
9/30/2020
I caught that Regirock and begun my Italian playthrough! I named myself Iridio and chose a Popplio as my starter, which was male and now named Aquario. I decided on a Water-type monotype playthrough! I did some playing and stuff and caught a Wingull named Wingilon! Then I did the first trial and Aquario evolved into Brionne shortly after. But then I kept losing to Mr. Fat Old Non-Psychic Hala Bread. Sad. But hey, I got my character's hair dyed and eye contacts put in, so that's a first! That's all for now, see ya!

The Glazio News
9/29/2020
I decided to take on Ultra Necrozma for the third time! So I got ready and bought 75 Revives, expecting a long and hard battle full of Reviving. Wanna know how it went? Ultra Necrozma used Dragon Pulse and Glazio survived on one HP due to affection. Then he landed a critical hit Night Slash. The same happened the next turn. Then his Quick Claw activated, allowing him to move first. And bam, defeated. So... I bought 75 Revives for nothing. Well then. But then I got a Poipole so yay for me and I think I named it Iridio. Anyway, I then took on the Fairy-type trial, which wasn't too hard with Silver battling. The grand trial was a breeze. With that, I was ready for the Pokemon League! Whoa! So then I zoomed to Mount Lanakila and here comes Gladion Glazio! Aww, he's precious. I beat him in battle and we get another installment of Gladion standing hotly in a hailstorm. He was smiling! Eeeeeee! Uh... anyway, I headed off and got to the top of Mount Lanakila after catching Necrozma. I caught Lunala as well. Then here I come, Pokermains League! I beat the Elite Four who really weren't so elite and then went to battle Hauhead! I do kinda like his Pokemon League version of his battle theme. Mr. Frocky Hauhead fell to the power of my team which had three Fairies! Whee! Then I was epic champion dudette of Alola-la-land! I'm so amazing and cool and everyone fricking smiled at me and I hated it. And Gladion left Alola. Again. Again... again... a... gain... please help me, my soul hurts. So during the credits, I imagined Pika, Lillie, Gladion, and Hau dancing to the credits music and nearly dropped dead from exhaustion. But hey, then I got a Type: Null. I think it's Calm-natured, which makes me happy. Then I went into an Ultra Wormhole and caught a Registeel and shall soon catch Regirock. Soon my next playthrough shall begin. Any interesting ideas? I've been thinking about a Water monotype challenge, where I only use Water-types. That's it for now! See ya!

Just out of curiosity, why do u call urself uncle Edison

The Glazio News
9/28/2020
I've been breeding Vulpix and some HA Pokemon! Yay for me! But really, this is gonna take ages. So I better get workin'! Wheeeeeeeeeeee machines! Sadly, that's all I have for now. See ya!

Do you like Xerneas? Xerneas and Sylveon are my favourite fairy types

The Glazio News
9/27/2020
Welp, some stuff happened and I went through Vast Poni Canyon. I actually lost the Dragon-type trial! But then I tried again and was victorious. I went to the Altar of the Moone, and guess what? Epic flute music made Nebby evolve into a Lunala. Then here came Necrozma who had dumped the lamehead duo of Lusamine and Guzma outta a wormhole. Necrozma and Nebby fought, but then it combined with Nebby, somne stuff happened, and I one-shot it with Glazio's Dark-type Z-Move. But then darkness covered the Region, making a many sigh in 'frick can we not catch a break'. So then I had to head into Ultra Space and Ultra Mega-lamehead-opolis. I faced Ultra Necrozma, but lost. Let's see what I got for super effective moves. Bliss has Moonblast and Icy Wind. Gladie has Outrage and Crunch. Rei has Crunch. Drifty has Moonblast, Draining Kiss, and Bite. Silver has Play Rough and Crunch. Glazio has Night Slash. Just proof that super effective moves won't always win ya battles. Oh, and in Moon, I'm breeding a Vulpix with some stuff I want. Yay, epic breeding boring. Come on, ya magical little thing. Oh, and guess what? Today I worked on The Awkward Adventures Of Hau And Pika! Lusamine states that she can see why Gladion's in a bad mood, but she can't understand why Hau left. Then she says she assumes Pika's seen her new room. Pika's still crying and nods. Lusamine says that she'll most likely be wanting furniture, and that she can get some sent to her room. Pika thanks her, and Lusamine leaves to get the furniture. Pika lies down and falls asleep, before being woken up later by Lusamine, who informs her that her room has been furnished. Yaaaay. Pika's excited and they head towards her room. Sadly that is it for now. See ya!

The Glazio News
9/26/2020
Frock I have to rewrite the news. Stupid WordPad. Anyway, we went to the above floor 'cause Traitor Dude's a fricking lamehead and me and Gladion faced off against two Aether Employees who got epically destroyed as Gla-Gla was cute and I wished death on them. Hey, I think I like this better than my old version of the news so far. Then me and Hau had to face Traitor Dude and lamehead employee number three. There was this moment where Glazio had low HP and I had him use Detect. They had both targeted me, letting Hau's Alolan Raichu get off a free Psychic. Isn't that cool? Buncha losers. The Aether Employees ran home to their mommies and Traitor Dude got glared at very much hard. Ask Gla-Gla and his cutie whees. So then we could move on and I beat the frock outta some Team Skull frockheads and went to face Guzma. He had defeated Gladion who looked quite upset and... I don't know what Gladion's Japanese lines are, but I wrote down part of his English chatter: "All the days I struggled alone and lonely... it was all for nothing? Is that it?" Talk about depressing. Anyway, I actually lost to Guzma and had to try again. When I succeeded, I went to the mansion thingy and Lillie was with Number 1 Mom Lusamine who has a piece of the Bittercold from Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity for a brain. So she went to the snazzy dungeon place which I followed her into like a creepy stalker. And Lills and Gla-Gla and Hauhead went in as well. Some crazy stuff happened, I kicked Loserirene's rear, and she and Guzma leaped into a wormhole like a pair of psychotic morons. Oh wait they are. Sorry I'm not sorry. So then I took a romantic ferry ride with Gla-Gla over to Poni Island and then he left and I felt big sad. I got stuck with his sister. Epic cry. Anyway, I headed to the Ruins of Hope and what's-her-face... oh yeah, Hapu, became kahuna so she's fancy now. Then some stuff happened I guess I can't remember and I beat up some Team Skull Grunts and the Ultra French Toast Squad who fell epically to Silver's Corkscrew Crash. Oh, and Gladie evolved into an Arcanine. Yaaaaay! That's it for now! See ya!