Actually, you might get away with it using one of those Pokemon, a Shedinja, and any Pokemon that knows skill swap. While this can't be done in a single battle, it would take at least two turns in a double or triple battle. Although Spiritomb and Sableye would be susceptible to fairy Pokemon, Electross would be impenetrable (although I'm not sure about status moves). I haven't tested this, but it works in theory.
