"Here, Bradford, spray this stuff on me, will ya? Why? Because you've got hands with opposable thumbs, you big buffoon, and I just shed mine. And I didn't have thumbs to begin with. Ugh. For all the evolution involved you'd think a Pokemon with thumbs would be smarter than a crab. I guess you really were dropped on your head. Now, hand me those specs that give me tunnel vision to the extent that I can't use any other move to battle."