Wall for Amethyst (page 286)

New users are pain and suffering incarnate in regards to the garbage 97% of them post
Dw I'll be expert very soon and I'll try to help you out o3o

you're surely gone, but i found this amazing thing from like two years ago

An Anthropomorphic Egg Who Is Quite Large And Is Prone To Falling Off Continuous Vertical Stone Structures

There once just so happened to exist a vacuous oval-formed eukaryote who emphatically presumed that it would be gratuitously advantageous to adopt a position in which one’s weight was supported by their buttocks, of which were situated on a continuous vertical stone structure that converges a distinct region of land – particularly a region that is situated in fictitious universes in which anthropomorphic eggs get in to all sorts of antics. This egg was acknowledged by the hoi polloi as Humpty, but he preferred not to directly affirm his surname, as it would inevitably ensure much bombastic scoffing, due to his last name rhyming questionably heavily with his first name. Nonetheless, Humpty’s last name, no matter how much he held contempt to it, was Dumpty.

Humpty proceeded to have a stupendous tumble to the terra firma that proved to be a decision of zemblanity. This loss of footing would prove to be of miserable expectations for Humpty, but because nursery rhymes are often incredibly vague, and nursery rhyme characters are often inordinately and excessively jovial, nobody will ever be able to comprehend what Humpty Dumpty’s perceptions of his fall, caused by his disproportionate size to the wall he was reclining on, were.

Soon a royal figure of utmost approbation sent several icons to desperately and fruitlessly try to put Humpty’s disorganized egg shell remnants to amalgamate together to form an anthropomorphic egg who had a rather cartoonish facial expression and was able to perambulate and communicate with his highly uncharacteristic body parts. The king sent many different living organisms to try to put Humpty back into one edifice, including many plant-eating, domesticated mammals that had equal hooves and furry manes, as well as human adult males.

Alas, the efforts of the horses and the men proved to be infinitesimal and fruitless. Despite their painstaking inefficacious efforts of trying to piece back together an egg that went against all odds (and several imposing signs that told him to do otherwise) and decided to sit on a wall, the horses and men that seemed to be subject to the king’s rather imbecilic and absurd instructions, were not able to return Humpty Dumpty to his original state, or otherwise were much too lazy and languorous to do so. Because of the royal subjects’ utter incompetence, Humpty Dumpty remained in ruins for seven-and-a-half {7½} days, before being picked up by a rancorous vulture and getting consumed for the vociferous vulture’s elevenses.

Dm when u get back?

Im really sad over this, is all i do for the site really worth nothing? Is me watching chat 8+ hours a day reporting this and breaking up fights really mean nothing? Its not like i abused my powers or anything. Am i not allowed to make a single joke?

you may be gone, but a certain classmate i almost accidentally named sent us videos of class the last day before we were sent home for quarantine. i saw you throwing paper airplanes in one teehee

LettuceHead's birthday is upcoming!

I predict it shall fall in the next 365 days!

wHat a tRagedY. sHakeSpeAre cOuld nEver

luckily there's only eight minutes til 8

I didnt know it was that bad UmU

not very long, i was just trying to be as ridiculous as possible teehee

I have a grand spectacle for all to behold! *cackles mischievously* *collapses* *talking giraffe with mustache appears*

hEllO aLl, NEw ANd yOunG aNd oLd And oLd, yOu shAll aLl reCeIve mY mIracUlOUs bReAd aNd torTellInI