Wall for Amethyst (page 287)

its okay. im just an interesting man with interesting things to tell.
like a week or so ago when jim popped in chat for maybe a minute. i told him that i was going to call him, and if he didnt answer, i was going to mail him ketchup. and he didnt answer. so now i was obligated to mail him ketchup. but im too lazy to do that, so i messaged one of his friends who goes to his school and asked the man to put a ketchup packet in his bag. and he agrees to do so.
the next day, im at school and he messages me "this is what i got" with a picture of one of those little plastic cups with the lid, full of ketchup. not a packet. and he put it in jimmy's bag.
later i call jim and said, "did you find the ketchup? there is ketchup in your bag" and he refused to believe me. he said he looked. he didn't find the ketchup. he didn't find it until a week later.

I am the ultimate arbiter of truth and las

I am the ultimate arbiter of truth and las

T h e n w h y d i d y o u s h i p m e w i t h k y o g r e p u l s e

1v1 or random battles :P

Btw I don't care about DB, one day I will beat you in Showdown! Mwahahah!

Don't you hate it when you're just being affectionate towards your friend and everyone starts shipping you with them?

Who cares, I'm going ;(

:c X being mean
OK, OK. I will leave this site forever and don't care to reach 6k >:)

one day i was playing minecraft and i was talking to felix, i dont remember what about, but somehow we came to this:
"felix do you know anybody named pierce?" "i know someone whose last name is pierce" "tell him to **** OFF"
and since then it's been a joke but i unironically hate the name pierce it's stupid so your name better not be pierce
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another slightly related joke is me hating new yorkers. over the summer i got some of the classic megaman games and i'd stream them over discord and felix basically walked me through the first seven. one of the enemies in the megaman series are called mets, which is also the name of a new york baseball team, so i just started referring to them as new yorkers and would get irrationally angry every time i saw one