Wall for Hellfire Taco (page 76)

"Are you serious? You're gonna walk in there and tell him the truth?" "Why not?" "Because... We're humans, and when humans want something really, really bad, we lie." "Why?" "Because that's how you become president."

"You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?"

"Potions only restore 20 HP, while Hyper Potions restore 120 HP. Potions may seem like the better alternative outside of battle, but, in battle, I don't think that using six Potions over six turns to get the same effect as using one Hyper Potion over one turn is the smartest thing to do."

I'm sorry lad, but I'm going to have to put you in the slammer for unlawful plagiarism >:(

"Sure. Naturally. Um... could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?"

Hmmm
That's also very good but I'm worried that only 90s kids will get the reference

What are you talking about
Buzzkill is actually pretty clever man
Thanks for the suggestion!

Hey man whats a good name for an Electabuzz?

Hey Sep. Sorry 'bout the drama. It wasn't actually me. What actually happened was I accidentally said in public I was shocked about your usage of "hell" so my sister, who was actually 18. Pushed me off my chair and substituted the chat for me. She actually used swear words which is why she got triggered for swearing, when she sweared herself. Hope you can forgive me. ♦♣♠♥!

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Hey, I love those conversations as much as you; it's pretty great to have a ton of weird fun while also confusing the heck out of everyone else in chat. So you, sir, are indubitably rad.