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Format is AG. Not that it matters, but I was hoping to battle AstroidManiaVideos with this team, so I really want to keep the Lapras because it's his mascot. This is a troll team and if you do not rate it as such (suggest legitimate pokemon and strategies) I WILL downvote you.

Lapras @ Leftovers
Ability: Shell Armor
Jolly Nature
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 SpD
- Dragon Dance
- Body Slam
- Waterfall
- Iron Head/Ice Shard/Swagger
Description: I want to paralyze with Body Slam, flinch a lot with Waterfall, and because Lapras' physical move pool is so shallow (because he isn't supposed to be a physical sweeper) my choices are pretty limited.

Jirachi @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Serene Grace
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
- Iron Head
- Zen Headbutt
- Healing Wish
- Headbutt
Description: Yes, I know regular Headbutt sucks and offers no coverage, but I put it on instead of U-Turn so that this set would be 100% troll and no skill or prediction involved.

Blissey @ Assault Vest
Ability: Serene Grace
Calm Nature
EVs: 252 HP/252 SpA/4 SpD
- Charge Beam
- Shadow Ball
- Water Pulse
- Hyper Voice
Description: I was seriously considering a Choice Scarf Blissey. That shows you how bad this team is

Shuckle @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Contrary
Bold Nature
EVs: 252 HP/28 Def/228 SpD
IVs: 0 Atk
- Infestation
- Toxic
- Shell Smash
- Rest
Description: The epitome of trolliness

Metagross-Mega @ Metagrossite
Ability: Clear Body-->Tough Claws
Timid Nature
EVs: 252 Spe/252 SpA/4 Def
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Flash Cannon
- Hidden Power (Fire)
Description: A special sweeper Mega Metagross. Yeah. I can already hear you screaming at me

Pyroar @ Choice Band
Ability: Moxie
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 Def
- Crunch
- Return
- Flare Blitz
- Wild Charge/Iron Tail
Description: Absolutely terrible in every way

I like where this is going. Bright Powder maybe?
Try giving them to Lapras and Shuckle. I think the other Pokemon need their current items to be good.
All i am going to say is lol
Actually Dis Oshowott you’d be perfect for rating this team because you like creative and unconventional sets, right? Just suggest them and I’ll BA them (make sure they’re REALLY gimmicky and almost no skill, just luck.)
Lol ok i will bring my worst

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I love this team i love troll teams
If you want to troll do this amazing Lapras

Lapras @ Zoom Lens
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fissure
- Horn Drill
- Sheer Cold
- Whirlpool

Use whirlpool to trap in your opponent then spam ohko moves and use a different one every time just so they know how bad they are being trolled their regular accuracy is 30% but with zoom lens it's 36% so you'll be hitting one hit KO moves all day that Jirachi is perfect Shuckle and Blissey are the best things ever but instead of special mega Metagross do physical Mega Gengar and you can run the punch moves like no one's business like you could in Generation 3 and under

Gengar-Mega @ Gengarite
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fire Punch
- Ice Punch
- Poison Jab
- Shadow Claw
And also 65 attack is more troll like than 105 sp attack of Mega Metagross
And the Pyroar is good

I hope I have surpassed the expectations lol

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Replace Gengar's thunder punch with poison jab for STAB.
This is exactly what I was looking for thanks so much!
Zoom Lens has no effect on the accuracy of Fissure, Horn Drill, Guillotine, or Sheer Cold.
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I think this may be the uber pokemon used to troll instead of Pyroar:
[email protected] Focus Sash 252 Attack and 252 speed and 4 hp
Ability: Skill Link
Nature: Jolly
Shell smash
Iceicial Sphere
Rock Blast
Hydro Pump or Surf

First, you use shell smash, so your speed and attack get boosted. Probably, your opponent is going to use a STAB move, but your focus sash can leave the Cloyster to one hp. Every turn you go first because of the speed boost you got from shell smash. Use Iceacial sphere pokemon with normal, fighting, and other types that are not very effective against your opponents like water or steel. Instead, you rock blast. If your opponent is 4 times effective against any of these moves. Use surf or Hydro Pump for steel types. This can get fainted by bullet punch, Mach Punch, or any moves that go first.

This set is bad, but it isn't as obviously bad as the Pyroar. Maybe hail stall Cloyster with hail, toxic, and rest?
That’s literally just a regular set and defeats the whole purpose of this team. I already have a Water/Ice type (possibly not in that order) Also, If I had to use Cloyster I’d invest 4 EVs in defense. A REAL troll Cloyster would be like a Choice Specs one or an Assault Vest one. I’m sorry. You can get my upvote, but I’m afraid Dis Oshawott is the king of trollz and he will never be dethroned. (Except maybe by Helix716)
That set is only regular in RU. Using it in AG *kind of* counts as trolling.
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I would add the geomancy Xerneas in there. Stats and moveset:

Xerneas @ Power Herb
Nature: Timid
Ability: Fairy Aura
Evs- 252 Special Attack, 224 Speed, 34 Hp
Moonblast- Just Spam this move
Geomancy- The First move you are going to use
Physhock- Coverage for poison types
Hidden Power (Ground)- Coverage for steel types

Overall, Xerneas is a good sweeper (it is a Uber, too :)) Use Geomancy and spam moonblast. When you have pokemon like Ferrothorn, use Hidden Power. When you occur pokemon that are poison types, use Physhock.

I would also add Cloyster

[email protected] Focus Sash
Nature- Jolly
Ability- Skill Link
Evs- 252 Attack 252 Speed 4 Defence
Icicle Spear
Rock Blast
Shell Smash
Hydro Pump

Cloyster is overall, OP. It is a Uber, too. Start off with this pokemon. Shell Smash and it will boost up its stats. Shell Smash and use Icicle Spear. Use rock blast for things like Charizard. Overall, Cloyster is OP aswell.

Cloyster is RU and outclassed Kyurem-White as an Ice Type, Primal Kyogre as a Water Type, and every D-Dance user in Ubers as a setup sweeper. :P

Also, the asker of the thread likely doesn't use this site (or this team) anymore, and has selected a best answer. Please don't respond to old RMT threads. :P
The team's owner is banned. Please don't reply to old RMT threads.