Parlor Swipple's Attempt At Getting A New Boyfriend
"OMG N YOU DIDN'T TURD IN MY DERPING GLASS OF WATER" Parlor Swipple screeched right after getting a cup of water which gave N no time to poop in it. "OMDERP" N screamed. "THAT'S DERPING IT N I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU" she told him. "DOOOOOOORPY PEEEEEE NOOOOOO" N cried and flushed himself down the toilet in sorrow. Parlor Swipple decided she needed a new boyfriend. She went to the Harvest Moon dimension because she wanted to find out if she could grow N turd plants, but found Pika. Pika was sitting in a circle with Primal, Gladion, Luke, Gill, and Chase and was telling a made-up story about being kicked out of her house. "So my mom says 'Pika, we have to get out of here. Make sure to pack up some of your posessions.' And guess what I took? A 3DS, some video games, and my Gladion cards. But then she says 'Pika, why bring all this useless stuff? You can't even plug in your 3DS if we can't find a home.' So I said 'Don't worry, I can plug the 3DS into Gla-Gla's nose!'" They all burst into laughter, and Gladion didn't seem to mind the idea of a 3DS charger stuck in his nose. Parlor Swipple looked at the group of boys because she forgot Pika was a girl. "OMPEE I THINK I CAN FIND A DERPY BOYFRIEND HERE WOOT TOOT" she thought. Just then Luke noticed the aroma of semi-digested and rotting baked beans and looked up at Parlor Swipple. "Damn it." At these uncharacteristic words, the rest of the group looked up as well. "HI PEE HEDS I MEAN BOYS DORP I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND" Primal immediately Water Spouted her, then Thundered her, but she was unphazed due to the power of lameheadedness. The group fled, but Parlor Swipple chased after them. Sadly, the one she eventually caught up to was Luke. He leapt behind a tree in an attempt to hide, and Parlor Swipple looked confused. But eventually she looked behind the tree and Luke ran away once more. He eventually became tired but kept running until he thought his lungs and heart would burst. In a desperate attempt to flee, he leapt into a river. He thought he would be OK if he could just use his last bit of energy to ride the current downstream. However, Parlor Swipple drank the river and all the fish in it and Luke played dead. "OMDORP I KILLED MY NEW BOYFRIEND OH WELL I CAN STILL SING HIM SONGS" Luke's eyes went wide and bloodshot, but Parlor Swipple didn't notice this. "AAAAAAHHHHHHH OMPEEEEEEEEEEEE I KILLEDED MY BOYFRIENNNNNNNNNND SO I GO SAAAADADADADADADADADD SOD AND I WANT TO EAT BAKED BEEEEEEEEEEEANS ON HIS REMAIIIIIIIIIINS" Luke quit his act, leapt up, and chopped her head off with his axe. However, this didn't kill her. "OMG LUKE YOUR DERPING AXE IS SO HOT" she screamed despite not having a head. Luke fled for his life once again with Parlor Swipple in pursuit. Then he nearly knocked Gladion over and Parlor Swipple ran into Gladion. "OH GLAYDEIN WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND DORP" Gladion's answer was to kick her in the stomach and flee. This happened multiple times over, except with different boys, and soon a massive crowd was fleeing from headless Parlor Swipple. The boys managed to hide as Parlor Swipple looked around while having no head. Then she found a rather terrified Pika and grabbed her up. "HI PIKA DORP WANNA GO OUT WITH ME" As previously stated, Parlor Swipple had forgotten Pika was a girl. Pika screamed for help and flailed, tears spilling from her eyes and her screams loud and piercing. Anyone other than a lamehead would have flinched and given Pika an opportunity to escape. "OMPEE YOU HAVE A SCREECHY VOICE WANNA DERPILY SING SONGS" Just then, N ran up to Parlor Swipple. "PARLOR SWIPPLE I TURDED IN THE SINK DORP ALSO PIKA'S A FRACKEN WHOOP HOOD" "OMDERP I FORGOT" Parlor Swipple screamed and let Pika go. "OK EN WE CAN GET BACK TOGETHER DORP" Then her and N ran off into the sunset and drowned in the ocean as Pika huggled all the cute boys.
The end.
Feb 4, 2021
by
Gau
Indeed.
Headhau goes "WHEEFY CAFFIEINE MALASADASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" and proceeds to sing Hau Thriller (I wish that'd be epic).
Pretty much.
Shirts are out of his intelligence factor.
Edgion wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef
Yep, but cool battle theme.
Believe me you can't dance as bad as Team Skull unless you're trying to show off all of your body.
Ah yes the epical amazingal paradoxical wonderful Losermine who goes "DORP I'M NUMBER ONE MOTHER WHO DISOWNES MY KIDS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT MENTALLY UNSTABLE LIKE ME AND WRITE PARENTING BOOKS".
Goozmah goes "OMDERP I WENT PEE FROCK" and watches his favorite movie Dances With Psychotic Morons.
Feb 4, 2021
by
Gau
