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N's Career At Game Freak - Part 1


"DORP I GET TO WEERK AT GNOME FROCK" N cried in delight, and no one could tell if he was asking if he could work at 'Gnome Frock' or if he was just boasting that he worked at 'Gnome Frock'. He went to Game Freak's headquarters, and was greeted by whoever ran Game Freak or whatever. "Hello, N. I think you'll make a fine addition to our workforce, unlike... some people." His memories flashed back to Pika working for him and re-coding an entire Pokemon game before release, so gamers got Pokemon Sword and Pokemon Gladion, and in Pokemon Gladion, every person and Pokemon was Gladion. Of course, this led to a dramatic mess, but Gladion lovers bought up the copies and stored them before Pika was booted out of Game Freak and all the copies were taken back and replaced with Pokemon Shield. "OMDORP IS THAT PEELOR POOPLE ON THE GAEM FREEK" N screamed and barged into the building. He expected to be met with Parlor Swipple's latest rap, titled 'OMG My Boyfriend Works At Game Freak And Has Lettuce Hair And Is A Derranged Hippie So I Smooched Him In A Freeway And Caused A Million-Car Pile-Up', as well as mountains of baked beans. But then he realized that there was no Parlor Swipple music and that Pika had been re-hired as the debugger and grammar editor and was blasting System Of A Wheescree's latest song, 'Frocky Whee Humanoidz'. "WE'RE MAKING LAMEHEADS ANGRY AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP!" she sung and loudly blasted its catchy melody while doing a triple-jump flip into a computer. N, of course, felt the need to ree. "REEEEEEEEEEE DORP PIKA YOU'RE NOT A LAYMEHED" However, the music was so loud that she couldn't hear him. "FROCK-CKY WHEE-EEE HUMANOIDZ!" she sung and mentioned something about personalized sweaters that had nothing to do with the song. N reed at her and peed his pants until the song ended, and Pika still didn't notice his existence and began to sing another song. "Tension is rising, streets are lameheaded. While there's idiots and baked beans, the frocky whees will protect us! 'Cause tonight they're stupid as frick! Just a bunch of braindead morons! For the first time in history, I gotta call the frocky whees! The frocky whees! Yay, it's the frocky whees! And screes! Lameheads wanna make us eat baked beans, but it's absolutely stupid and dumb! The frocky whees! They're not stupid, the frocky whees! Whoopee! The lameheads are annoying as frick, and we're gonna shut 'em down! It's your human nature, and all your insticts to beat up the lameheads, and turn their brains to goo! Though their brains are already, it doesn't matter to me! So while you're worshipping Parlor Swipple, I'm gonna call the perfect guys! The frocky whees! We need ya, the frocky whees! Once more! We'll stop those stupid lameheads and not even lift a fist! The frocky whees! You're epic, the frocky whees! For sure! And when we've defeated them we'll throw a party!" By the end of the song, N was deeply offended. So he filed a complaint. It read "OMDERP PIKA OFFENDED ME WITH HER ANTI-PARLOR SWIPPLE MUSIC" The people decided that N's feelings were more important than their debugger, which explains why Gen 1 was so freaking glitchy, so they kicked Pika out again. She was very confused by this point. "OK, N, what are your ideas for the next game?" asked a developer as they sat down at a meeting. "OK DORP MY IDEA IS THAT THE PLAYER WILL BE AN N-PARLOR SWIPPLE HYBRID WHO GOES 'PEE DORP' AND THEY HAVE TO STOP MAGICAL COLIN FROM SUMMONING JUNIOR FROM THE DERPING FUTURE AND DEFEATING ALL OF THE LAMEHEADS AND BATHE IN BAKED BEANS" The developers decided that this was a paradoxically splendid idea and made plans for Pokemon Derp and Pokemon Dorp. It would have absolutely no differences between versions except for the color of the baked beans the player bathed in, which would be poop brown in Pokemon Derp and pee yellow in Pokemon Dorp. Then N stupidly leaked it on Parlorchan and the frocky whee heads heard about it.

To be continued...

It's a primal kyogre! No wait, it's a mega swampert?

Chapter 1: ?

"Urrgh.... where... where am I...?" The voice belonged to Scree. He was lying on a beach with pale sand and beautiful water gently rippling. "I can't... drifting off..." he muttered before his eyes fell closed. Meanwhile, a brown Pokemon with a cream-colored mane and large ears was standing on a small peak. There were totem poles and torches, and in front of her was a grate and a pink building. It had a barred gate for an entrance. "Hmm..." the Pokemon muttered before pacing back and forth warily. But then she stopped and her expression turned to a determined one. "No. I'm not gonna be paralyzed by this anymore! This is it. Today I'm gonna be brave." Her paws shook slightly as she stepped onto the grate. "Pokemon detected! Pokemon detected!" shouted a voice from under the grate. The Pokemon's face turned to shock. "Whose footprint? Whose footprint?" asked another voice. "The footprint is Eevee's! The footprint is Eevee's!" replied the first voice. "Waah!" cried the Pokemon, and she jumped back, startled. "That shocked me! Whew..." Her relief faded into a look of depression and she said "I can't... I can't bring myself to go in... I promised that I'd do it today, but..." With a sigh, she reached into her mane and pulled something out. It had a white marking on it. "I thought that holding on to my personal treasure would inspire me..." she muttered before hiding it back in her mane and breathing a heavy sigh. "I just can't do it. I'm such a coward... this is so discouraging..." Then she walked past a pair of banners and down some stairs. Two Pokemon came out of hiding. "Hey, Zubat. Did you get a load of that?!" asked one, a round, purple Pokemon with a yellow pattern similar to a skull-and-crossbones on it. "You bet I did, Koffing." replied the blue, eyeless Pokemon with purple wings and ears that was named Zubat. "That little wimp that was pacing around... had something good, right?" "That wimp had something, that's for sure. It looked like some kind of treasure." "Do we go after it?" "We do." The two Pokemon nodded and followed the brown Pokemon at a distance. On a beach, groups of red and off-white Pokemon with large pincers were blowing bubbles through the air. The brown Pokemon arrived and her eyes began to sparkle. "Wow! What a beautiful sight!" she exclaimed and gazed at the view. The bubbles reflected the light off the sun as it brought a faint yellow-orange glow to the blue waves. "When the weather's good, the Krabby come out at sundown to blow bubbles... all those bubbles, reflecting the setting sun off the waves... it's always beautiful." It truly was a sight to behold, as if it was drawing you into the light and colors. "This is where I always come when I'm feeling down on myself. But it makes me feel good to be here, like always. Coming here heals my spirits." She gazed at the view for a minute longer, but then noticed something.

"Hey... what's that? What's going on over there?" she asked. She approached the form she saw, and then her eyes went wide with shock. "Waah! Someone collapsed on the sand!" She dashed up to the figure. "What happened?! Are you OK?!" she cried. "Ugh..." it muttered before standing up. It was Scree, and he looked rather confused. "You're awake! Thank goodness!" the Pokemon said, relieved, before stepping back a bit to give Scree some space. "Where... where am I...?" he asked himself. "You wouldn't move at all. I was really scared for you! Do you have any idea how you ended up unconscious out here?" she asked him. He turned and noticed the Pokemon standing next to him. "I... I was unconscious? What happened...?" He was confused, and the Pokemon didn't seem to hear him. "Anyway, I'm Whee. Happy to meet you! And who are you? I don't think I've seen you around before." Scree wondered how she could be happy to meet him when she didn't even know his name. Then he realized something odd. He hadn't heard of a Pokemon that talked before. He was also confused on how he was about her height. "Well, I'm a human, if you didn't know, and-" "What? A human? You look like a totally normal Shinx to me!" Stunned by Whee's words, he looked at himself. He had a blue head and large ears with yellow inside of them. Part of his body was covered in dark gray fur, and he had a long tail with a four-pointed tip. There was a yellow band on both of his two front legs. His eyes were a peircing yellow. "I-I've turned into a Shinx...?!" he cried. Once he regained his composure, he became confused. "But how did this happen...? I don't remember anything..." By now, Whee was very confused and skeptical. "You're... a little odd... are you pulling some kind of trick on me?" "I'm t-telling you the truth!" he insisted. "OK, how about your name? What's your name?" "My name...? That's right... my name is Scree." he said. "So you're named Scree? OK. Well, you don't seem to be a bad Pokemon, at least." Then Whee smiled awkwardly. "Sorry that I doubted you. More and more bad Pokemon have been turning up lately, you see! I lot of Pokemon have gotten aggressive lately. It's just not safe anymore..." Her smile faded into a troubled, sad look. Scree noticed Zubat and Koffing approaching them, though he didn't know their names. Suddenly, Zubat lashed out with an attack, nearly knocking Whee into Scree, who jumped back. The rock-like object fell out of her mane. "Well, I do beg your pardon." Koffing said. "Hey! Why'd you do that?!" Whee demanded, sitting bolt upright with a glare on her face. Zubat chuckled evilly. "Can't figure it out? We wanted to mess with you! Can't face up to us, can you?!" "W-What?!" "That's yours, isn't it?" Zubat asked, gesturing to the object. "Oh! That's-" "Sorry, kiddo. We'll take that!" Whee cried out in shock as Zubat picked up the object and held it in a small Bag. "Not gonna make a move to get that back? What's the matter? Too scared? I didn't expect that you'd be such a big coward!" "Come on. Let's get out of here. See you around, chicken." Then the two Pokemon entered a small cave that was nearby as Scree watched. "Ohhh... w-what should I do?" Whee asked him. "You're... you're asking me?" "That's my personal treasure. It means everything to me. If I lose that..." She trailed off as tears welled up in her eyes. "But isn't it just an old-" "No! There's no time to waste! I have to get it back! Say, can you please help me?" Scree was very confused and startled by now. "I-I don't know what to do..." "We don't have any time to waste! Let's go!" "But you can't just-" "That's my previous treasure... if that disappeared, then I'd... please! Please help!" Tears were in her eyes again, and she seemed to be begging. "But I don't have any memory..." "I know it's difficult... but hurry! It doesn't matter if you don't have any memory. You can still help! Please!" "But I'm sure I'm a human-" "Human, ghost, it doesn't matter! You can still help! Please!" Whee yelled, becoming irritated by now. Scree decided to just help her. "Got it..." he muttered. A sparkle returned to Whee's teary eyes. "R-Really? You'll really help?! T-Thanks! Can we go take care of it right now?" There was no time to reply, as Whee rushed off toward the cave. Scree followed. They ended up in a location with bluish walls and a pale, pinkish ground. It had multiple plants growing in small clusters. Scree noticed some yellow and sparkling coins and decided to investigate. But a Pokemon approached him as he approached the coins, marked with the letter P. The Pokemon was blue with a green underside and yellow marks on its body. He didn't know what exactly to do. It sprayed mud into the air, the ground becoming covered in mud. Then it approached him and picked up the coins. "Scree! You've got to fight it!" Whee said. "B-But how do I-" It attacked him, hurting him a bit and startling him. This happened to anger him. He suddenly felt as if his blood was moving faster. He felt faster in general. Suddenly, he lunged and tried to tackle it at an incredible speed. However, he missed, confused as to how he'd been able to do that. He used Quick Attack again, this time hitting, and the Pokemon collapsed, fainted. "Great work, Scree! You beat it!" Whee said happily. Scree wasn't exactly sure what he'd done, only that it had been powerful and unusual. Whee put the coins in her mane. "Those coins are called Poke, and you can use them to buy stuff at shops." she told him. "Oh." he replied. Then they approached stairs leading farther down into the dungeon. Scree was confused on how stairs had gotten into the cave, but they went downstairs. Another Shellos used Mud Sport as Scree approached it and used Quick Attack, which missed. It attacked him, but he struck back wih Quick Attack in retaliation. He then used Quick Attack again and it fainted. Then they were stopped in their tracks by a purple-shelled Pokemon with a large red tongue. One Quick Attack defeated it, and they wandered. Soon a pink and blue Pokemon with coral sticking out of it appeared. When it drew near, Whee suddenly leapt at it and started flailing her limbs, tail, and body in a rather reckless attack. She then relaxed when it fainted and breathed a sigh of relief. She seemed unsure of herself. Soon they found a yellow seed. "Oh, a Sleep Seed... come on, Scree, let's take it with us!" "How do we do that?" he asked, tilting his head in confusion. "You can hold it in-between your teeth! Just don't eat it, or you'll fall asleep." Scree reluctantly picked it up in his jaws as they went on.

Silvally's moveset differs depending on if you chose a Fire-, Water-, or Grass-type starter. I'll show all three seperately. Silvally is the only one affected by your starter choice.



Pika's Team


[If Grass starter]
Silvally @ Poison Memory
Ability: RKS System
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
- Multi-Attack
- Crunch
- Ice Fang
- Thunder Fang
~Multi-Attack is STAB. Crunch is Psychic coverage. Ice Fang is Ground coverage. Thunder Fang is coverage.~

[If Fire starter]
Silvally @ Ground Memory
Ability: RKS System
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
- Multi-Attack
- Shadow Claw
- Fire Fang
- Thunder Fang
~Multi-Attack is STAB. Shadow Claw is coverage. Fire Fang is Grass and Ice coverage. Thunder Fang is Water coverage.~

[If Water starter]
Silvally @ Grass Memory
Ability: RKS System
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
- Multi-Attack
- Zen Headbutt
- Rock Slide
- Fire Fang
~Multi-Attack is STAB. Zen Headbutt is Poison coverage. Rock Slide is Fire, Ice, Flying, and Bug coverage. Fire Fang is coverage.~

Umbreon (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Bold Nature
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
IVs: 0 Atk
- Snarl
- Toxic
- Moonlight
- Protect
~Snarl is STAB that lowers the opponent's Special Attack. Toxic badly poisons the opponent. Moonlight restores HP. Protect helps stall bad poison damage and helps you restore HP with Leftovers.~

Delphox (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Blaze
Timid Nature
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flamethrower
- Psyshock
- Solar Beam
- Sunny Day
~Flamethrower is STAB that is boosted by sun. Psyshock is STAB that hits Pokemon with low Defense well. Solar Beam is coverage that doesn't need to charge in sun. Sunny Day sets up sun.~

Weavile (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pickpocket
Jolly Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
- Night Slash
- Ice Punch
- Brick Break
- Swords Dance
~Night Slash is STAB. Ice Punch is STAB. Brick Break is Rock and Steel coverage. Swords Dance boosts your Attack quite a lot.~

Mawile (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
- Iron Head
- Play Rough
- Ice Punch
- Rock Slide
~Iron Head is STAB. Play Rough is STAB. Ice Punch is Ground coverage. Rock Slide is Fire coverage.~

Manectric (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Lightning Rod
Modest Nature
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
IVs: 30 Atk / 30 Def
- Discharge
- Volt Switch
- Overheat
- Hidden Power [Ice]
~Discharge is STAB. Volt Switch is STAB that switches you out, good when Overheat's been used to get your Special Attack back for Manectric's next switch-in. Overheat is coverage. Hidden Power [Ice] is Ground coverage.~

Josh Kool’s Newest Three Criminals

Intro:
“Greninja, Hydro Pump!” Greninja’s Hydro Pump quickly accelerated and hit Dianta’s Mega Gardevoir, and made it faint.
“Gar-de-voir…” Mega Gardevoir cried as it went back to Gardevoir, fainted.
“Gardevoir, return.” Dianta said while withdrawing her Gardevoir. “I knew I should’ve taught Garevoir Hyper Beam so it can be a fairy type move once more. God I’m such an idiot.” Dianta thought in her head. “Well, congrats Calem.” Dianta said. You are now the new Kalos champion. Calem and Dianta went into the Hall of Fame Room, where Calem was entered into the chapion Hall of Fame. After exiting the room, Calem was greeted by three “friends” that supposedly “traveled” with him.
“Oh. Congrats on becoming Champion, Calem. Mind if we compare Pokedexes?” Trevor excitedly said.
“Perhaps…” Calem said, while reaching for his Pokedex and going near a wall. Calem held out his Pokedex in the air. Trevor, like a dog eager for a new toy, leaps towards Calem’s Pokedex, but Calem steps to the side, causing Trevor to crash into the wall--- head first.
“Owww….” Trevor cried as he fell unconscious.
“Hey, Calem. There’s going to be a festival in honor of you becoming Champion. Mind if I show off my dance moves there?” Tierno curiously asked.
“Oh, I can help you with your dance moves.” Calem said. Calem then started to spin Tierno around, then slapped him in the face, causing Tierno to lose his balance and fall to the floor with a big THUD.
“Oh no… I hope those two will be ok…” Shauna silently said to herself, but Calem was able to hear her.
“Don’t worry, they’ll be fine.” Calem said with a comforting tone. “Now make your not so useless self actually useful for once and escort those two out of here. And when they wake up, tell them I want to meet all three of you for a serious discussion in Santalune Forest after the festval tommorow.” Calem said, while walking out of the building, eager to tell them what he had to say the next day....






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Harvest Moon: Whee of Tranquilitscree - Gladion vs. Luke (And Every Other Guy In Existence): Part 4


"I JUSH KOOL!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE EVERYBODY IN HARVEST MOON DIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Josh Kool screeched. "That's kinda uncalled for. Far as I recall, we did nothing to you." Gill stated. "UR FUCHEDS WHO MUTATED THIS UIIVERZE" "Please inform me how we 'mutated' it." Josh Kool had to think about that for a minute, but eventually pulled an excuse out of thin air. "I HEVA TO MANAG MY TYME AND MARRY SOME1" "Actually, you don't have to marry someone. It's something you can do if you want to, with emphasis on the 'if you want to'." "I WNT TO MARY SOMEON" "But you said it was one of the reasons this universe is 'mutated'." "FUC U FUCHED" Gill, by now, had lost all hope in humanity. "Gladion, could I borrow that feather? I want to marry Pika for a few minutes before I jump off a cliff and die." he said. Gladion handed him the feather necklace and patted him on the shoulder sympathetically. But just as he was about to hand it to Pika and begin a wedding no one had planned, Josh Kool snatched it out of his hands. "HA I GOT THE FETER" At this, N and Parlor Swipple did a derpy dance. Gill asked Pika for huggles as she was confused. What happened then? Josh Kool used his lameheaded arty magic stuff that was stupid and involved baked beans to send them all to the Josh Kool dimension, where Josh Kool was king over a ton of Josh Kool alts. So they all sat around mournfully, with Pika singing random System of a Down songs she had heard at random times. She hadn't heard them in the Josh Kool dimension, of course, as all that played there was Parlor Swipple and N rap song duets. "I can't even jump off a cliff anymore... and I didn't even get to marry Pika..." Gill said mournfully. "You think you got it bad...? I'd had me and Pika's wedding planned in advance... I was gonna wear that bandana that had a blue flame pattern that she really liked and everything..." Luke muttered. "And now I'll never get another piece of that orange cake I liked..." Chase groaned. "I won't be able to fish in this mixed-up mess of a universe..." Toby whined. Pika hadn't heard a word of it and was still singing. Gladion was sitting next to her, and it almost seemed like she was singing to make him feel better. "I feel hopeless. Those lameheads may be idiots, but they sure make a sturdy prison." he told her. Pika finished her song and gazed at him in silence before singing another song. But somehow it captured everyone's attention as she reached a certain part: "Breathing each others' lives, holding this in mind, that if we fall, we all fall... and we fall alone..." Their eyes all widened and they gazed at Pika intently. She noticed this and fell silent. "W-What did I do?" she asked. "If we fall, we all fall, and we fall alone... that's it. We're not working together, and we're not even trying to get out anymore. I have a plan..." Gladion said before dropping his voice to a whisper. Meanwhile, N burped out a flea and bit off Parlor Swipple's foot. But then the door fell open and there was Luke, holding his axe. "OMDERP FROCKY WHEE HEAD ALERT" N screeched and they chased after Luke. They ran into the hallway, but Luke held open a trapdoor that they had put there and forgot about so they fell into a pit of Parlor Swipple fangirl baked beans. Josh Kool was wondering how to marry his feather when a hole was eaten through the door and Pika squirmed through it while squeaking happily for some reason. Then everyone else just opened the door like regular people who didn't eat holes in doors. Gladion walked up to the bewildered Josh Kool and snatched the feather necklace out of his hand. "FUC U GLADEON U FUCHED" Josh Kool screamed and had a temper tantrum. Then Pika casually turned on a machine that would lead them back to the Harvest Moon universe. But then Josh Kool grew to five thousand times his size which was still pretty small. He began to call them swear words and threaten to beat them up as the guys ran off. But it wasn't out of fear. They were releasing Primal the Kyogre from his prison, and he let out a loud 'SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' and Water Spouted Josh Kool's castle into smithereens. They returned to the Harvest Moon dimension and Primal went back to the Pokemon dimension, and they all lived happily ever after. Except for the lameheads who died or something I guess.

The end.

Harvest Moon: Whee of Tranquilitscree - Gladion vs. Luke (And Every Other Guy In Existence): Part 3


"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPY PEEEEEEEEEEEEE" came a lameheaded screech. They all wandered out to the front of the tree. Running up the hill and tripping, leading him to kick himself in the eyeball for some reason, was another guy. He had reddish eyes and purple hair with random yellow and green streaks in it that looked positively hideous. He was also wearing a dumb outfit and almost seemed to have lipstick on. Following the dumb-looking guy was an even dumber-looking girl, if that was even possible at this point. She had longish and reddish hair that is an insult to redheads everywhere, reddish eyes, and a dumb and revealing outfit with spangles and glitter or some crap. "Oh what in the hell is this?" Luke asked no one in particular. "OH EM GEE DERP DID I MISS PARLEEER SWEEEPLE'S PERFORMANCE UDDER ALLEEN'S TREH" screamed the dumb guy. "WAIT NAY I'M PARLOR CRAPPY DOOMB LAMED HOOD DORP" screamed the dumb girl. "OH OK DEER PEE" Everyone stared at them with 'wtf' expressions on their faces. "Who in the name of eternal destitution are you?" Gladion asked, half-borrowing a line from Star Trek. "OMG LIKEING ANGRY FACE I'M JULI-DERPING-US WITH A SIDE OF N" said the dumb guy. "I'M A POOPHEADED FACEBOOK LADY CALLED PEE COOTIES OH WAIT NO I'M NOT DERP I'M PARLOR SWIPPLE I MEAN SELENA" said the dumb girl. "Oh." came Gladion's reply as he wondered why he didn't see through their 'disguise' earlier. "Allllllll righty then." Chase said because he didn't know what else to say to 'pee cooties'. "OMG PEARLER SERENA SING A DERPING SONG PLZ" N screeched. "OK AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A WHAT THE DERP COMES AFTER TWO IS IT BAKED BEAN PEE OH WAIT IT'S TURD HEAD ANYWAY TIME FOR A SONG" Gladion covered Pika's ears, ready to take the brunt of the terrible song. Luke held his axe to his head, Chase tried to shove plates over his ears, Toby stuck fish in his ears, and Gill tried to cover his ears and eyes with leaves from the tree they were under. "THERE'S GOT TO BE AN N HEAD AFTARRR IF WE CAN HOLD ON TO THE DERP WE HAVE A CHANCE TO FIND THE HAUSHINE AND I GOT SOME COOTIES IN MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS" Parlor Swipple sung. The tree exploded for some reason and Luke's axe crumbled into bits, and so on. They had to stop themselves from exploding and crumbling as Parlor Swipple bowed and N shoved baked beans into her ears while applauding. Pika, the easygoing, jolly, cheerful, adorable Pika, glared at them with a killer gaze. She was ticked as frick. Gladion handed her a microphone. "OMDERP IS THAT PARLOR SWIPPLE'S MOMMY'S INTESTINE" N screamed in amazement. It wasn't, because if it was, it was a very musical intestine indeed. "Shadows overtake the sun and I know it's coming..." Pika sung, her surprisingly beautiful voice destroying lameheaded brain cells. "Get ready for this song." Gladion told the guys as Pika continued to sing. "I'm telling you this, my heart sings for you... you are the most important one to live... you don't understand your power, you'll say that you're just the boy next door... but you couldn't be more wrong, you're needed... you are the one who gives us our life... without you, we cannot live... I'm telling you this, my heart sings for you... we may not look like much, two wayward kids singing about prophecies and the world ending... but they can't understand it... I know it will happen unless we try to stop it... you're the one, you're the one for me... I'm telling you this, my heart sings for you... I know it looks far too grim, but there's a glimmer of hope... you are the one who can stop it, you just have to try... don't worry about me, I'll do whatever I can to help you, and I know we will succeed... I'm telling you this, my heart sings for you... my heart sings for you... my heart sings for you... my heart sings for you..." The song ended. Baked beans were leaking out of N and Parlor Swipple's ears. Gladion, Pika, and the rest of them thought they had won. But then something horrifying approached them. Its name? Josh Kool.

To be continued...

Harvest Moon: Whee of Tranquilitscree - Gladion vs. Luke (And Every Other Guy In Existence): Part 2


When Gladion went to wake Pika up because she didn't have an alarm clock and slept so long and missed all the shops' open times, he realized that she wasn't there. Immediately he thought Luke had kidnapped her, and he felt as if it was backed up even more by the fact that Luke was neither at home or in that little place with rocks and trees. He tried to track down Toby, but Toby wasn't there. He even searched for Gill, but there wasn't hide nor hair of him. There weren't any festivals around, so they didn't all disappear off to one. You can believe he was ticked. But then he beheld a sight that made him so overwhelmingly jealous that he wanted to kill Groudon. Pika was standing up on a hill, juggling glasses of juice, which was a rather dumb idea but it seemed to be working. Watching her were all the guys Gladion had been searching for, and Luke as well. They all looked like they were enjoying themselves. But that's not what really bothered Gladion. What bothered him were the fact that they were sparkling. Both Pika and Gladion had noticed this effect on each other when they had both come to the Harvest Moon dimension, and they'd also seen it on others. It was showing that you were single and able to be married using the very odd marriage laws in this dimension. He was so steamed. They were trying to show off to Pika that they were able to be married. And then Chase ran up to watch Pika juggle things like a moron and she ended up slipping and falling on top of him due to being startled. So they sat there awkwardly, one blushing, the other confused, both covered in fruit juice. Pika just laughed as they brushed themselves off and Chase too begun to sparkle. Shockingly, the others laughed as well, despite the hateful glances they shot in each others' direction. Gladion was so ticked off that he stormed up. "Oh, look! It's axe boy, Mr. Fisher, fancy boy, and waiter kid!" he snarled. They all immediately whirled around, glaring at Gladion. But Pika looked happy and excited. "Gla-Gla! You came to see my show after all?! Yay! Yay!" she cried before standing up and jumping up and down like a caffinated Hau and derranged hippie combined. "Pika, we need to... talk." Gladion muttered before leading her behind the tree. "Look, Pika, I think it's great and all that you're making friends with these guys, and that you've become less shy. But they're all in love with you. Every last one of 'em. It's so obvious, they're flir-" Gladion's hushed whisper was cut off when Pika cried out for little reason and pulled something out of her tuxedo's inside pocket. It was a thin, white string with a blue feather attached to it on a loop. "Isn't it cool?! I saw a bird drop this feather on the ground, near the falls, and I just had to pick it up!" she exclaimed. Gladion first realized that she hadn't been paying the least bit attention to him, but then realized that the blue feather was a feather of the Bird of Happiness or whatever it was called, and that it was used as an item to propose to someone. Pika, however, didn't know this, and she thought it was just an ordinary feather with no meaning behind it. Gladion's jaw dropped the second he laid eyes on it. Pika could propose to any guy she wanted. Then he realized that all the guys had been spying on them and had noticed the feather too so their jaws dropped as well. "I think it'd look so handsome on you! Go on, try and wear it!" Pika cried. Now, Gladion loved Pika, sure, but he wasn't exactly ready to make a commitment at thirteen with no prior relationship. He tried to get out of Pika's way but ended up against the tree. Pika's face fell when he pushed her hands, and the feather necklace, away. "What's wrong? You don't like it...?" "N-No, it's, um, very, uh... very... erm... nice, but, uh..." He was blushing like a moron and felt like one too, and he felt like even more of a moron when Pika used that opportunity to put the necklace on him. It indeed looked handsome on him, but he looked handsome on him as well. The guys fell out from hiding and gazed in shock at the very awkward Gladion and the very confused Pika. But then they heard something.

To be continued...