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Pika On Trial - Part 2


X glanced around the now sort of organized court. There were, other than Pika and Gladion, Link, Zelda, Waluigi, Marty, Magical Colin, Princess Peach, Luke, Livid Hauhead, Werehog Sonic, Ash, Brock, Misty, and Pikachu. X slowly peeked through the documents as Luke tried to flirt with Pika and Livid Hauhead ate malasadas and Magical Colin played the accordian quietly. Link was putting corks in his ears so that he couldn't hear Zelda and Princess Peach fangirl over Parlor Swipple. Waluigi debated with Marty to see if the April Fool's rumor was real. Werehog Sonic sat around because it was apparently night. Ash, Brock, Misty, and Pikachu started making Team Plasma signs. "The case regarding felony feelings-hurting has been dropped over the fact that it was petty and it made no sense. Also I'm pretty sure Pika can't lay eggs. Moving on, Link, you are charging Zelda and Princess Peach with felony Parlor Swipple fangirling. Magical Colin, you are charging Waluigi with felony fan fooling in regards to saying he's in Mario 64. Luke, you are charging Marty with felony having a girly N wind-up car for transportation. Livid Hauhead, you are charging Werehog Sonic with felony stealing your malasadas. Pikachu, you are charging Ash, Misty, and Brock with felony not liberating you from them yet. And everyone is charging nearly everyone else with either stupidity or not liking Parlor Swipple. All these cases are dismissed because this is way too dramatic and I need a nap. Good night." X then passed out. Pika ate his chair. "OMDERP DID I MISS THE TRIEEL" Parlor Swipple screamed and ran in. "OMDERP" Zelda and Princess Peach screamed before rushing over to her. "PARLOR SWIPPLE I DERPING WON WOOT TOOT TURD PEE" N screamed. "OK I BROKE UP WITH YOU AND GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH YOU DERP LET'S SING A SONG" Gladion looked like he was about to have a stroke. Werehog Sonic jumped out a window or a wall I dunno which and disappeared into nothingness out of sheer terror. Parlor Swipple, N, Waluigi, Zelda, Princess Peach, Marty, Ash, Brock, Misty, and Pikachu then broke into 'song'. Hau wasn't singing because he reverted back to regular Hau and was huggling Pika. "AAAAAAHHHHHH OMPEE I TURDED IN BEEEEEEDS ALL NIGHT LONG AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN MINE DEEERERERERRREREREREREPPPP I GO DORP AT THE MAGICAL INN THAT BRINGS OUT THE PEEEEEEEEEE I HID IN MY BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH NOW THIS IS A LOVE SOOOOOOONG BECAUSE WE LOVE N AND PARLOR SWIPPLE AND THAT MEANS WE LOVE OURSELLLLLLLLLVES AAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DERP OOOOOOHHHHHHH I HAVE TOO MUCH POO IN MY EARHOLE THAT I SHOVED N INTO YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH SO I'M GONNA TORTURE THE DIGIDESTINED KIDS FOR NO REASON AND MAKE TAI DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" They sung this on loop five hundred times and then bowed. That's when they realized that the frocky whee heads had been singing too. "She lost her mind, someone kicked her into the back of the line, she lost her head when they called and said that they thought she was dead..." Gladion's words were from a song that they whole group liked. "OMG YOU DIDN'T HEAR OUR SONG DORP" They had heard it all right, they just didn't want to. "Dreaming of screaming! Someone kick me out of my mind, I hate these thoughts I can't deny! Dreaming of screaming! Someone kick me out of my mind, I hate these thoughts I can't de-" "AAAAAHHHHHHH SHUT THE DERP UP YOU PEE HED" Parlor Swipple shrieked, cutting off the passion of Gladion's singing. "Truth is the only sword bleeding minds!" Pika sung randomly. Even that short line from an entirely different song triggered the lameheads. They flew about like the insane lameheads that they were and destroyed the entire courtroom only for Primal to drop out of the sky while screaming "FRICK YOU LAMEHEADDDDDDS" and using Thunder. It electricuted all the lameheads and they died as the frocky whee heads pranced around happily while singing songs, except for Primal who casually ate the courtroom which X barely got out of.

The end.

Pika On Trial - Part 1


"This court is now in session. Pika Jackson, you have been accused of felony feelings-hurting in an assualt on Natural Harmonia Gropius. How do you plead?" X, the judge, asked. "I plead that N is a stupid lamehead who needs to get a life instead of going 'DORP I LEIK PARLEER SWIPPEE' and whining 24/7." Pika replied cheerfully. No one had any idea how trials worked but they gave zero hecks and Gladion was Pika's lawyer. "DORP I DON'T SAY DORP YOU PEE HED THE DEFENDANT IS PEE HEDED I WIN" N screamed and did a victory 'dance' while singing Parlor Swipple's newest song, titled 'Link Is A Girl According To Me So I Ate N's Eyeballs And Peed Groudon's Pants'. Loud crashing was heard outside and suddenly the door blew open only for Link from The Wind Waker to try to stab N viciously. "OW DON'T POKE ME OR I'LL BURP OUT DERPING BAKED BEANS" N screamed, which didn't deter Wind Waker Link. "OMG LINK SORRY I OVERSLEPT IN GANON'S CASTLE BECAUSE I WAS CAPTURED OR WHATEVER DID I MISS THE PARLOR SWIPPLE SONG" Wind Waker Zelda screamed and burst into the courtroom having a Parlor Swipple-style breakdancing spaz seizure. Pika and Gladion pitied Link because Zelda was a dumb lamehead. "DERP I'M IN MARIO 64 IT SAID SO ON MY APRIL FOOL'S JOKE" Waluigi from the Super Mario series screamed before charging into the courtroom for little reason despite him having nothing to do with anything. "Oh god he looks like a male Parlor Jynxle but high." Gladion moaned. Then a green thwomp riding a wind-up N dune buggy drove in at mach speeds and ran N over before screeching to a halt. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I HIT N" screamed the thwomp, Marty. Pancake N then tried to bite Link's feet which didn't go over well. "ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!" X yelled. He finally yelled because he had been saying 'order in the court' since the moment N started to dance but no one had cared. Pika had fallen asleep and was currently drooling into Gladion's chest and he looked bored. They resumed the trial, with Marty, Waluigi, Zelda, and Link just sitting around waiting to erupt into chaos again as N managed to un-pancake himself. "N, you say that Pika hurt your feelings. Please describe what happened." X said. N spontaniously cried baked beans out of his eyes and said "OMDERP X IT WAS SO BADDY BAD SHE LAID IN A GRASSY FIELD AND LOOKED UP AT THE SUN WITH NO DERPING CONCERN FOR THE ENVIROMENT AND LAID AN EGG ON MY PARLOR SWIPPLE ALBUM BEFORE I TURNED INTO A TURD AND DIEDED IN THE SOLE OF A PARLOR SWIPPLE HAT" Everyone in the court looked at him with a 'wtf' expression, except for the lameheads. "Pika lays eggs...? Sheesh, I'm surprised no one's put her on a farm yet..." Pika had just then woken up and heard Gladion's words so she looked up at him with bloodshot eyes and said "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa are... you on..." before passing out again and blissfully snoring. Just then Magical Colin dashed in with an accordian while fleeing from a ticked-off demonic Princess Peach who was screaming "YOU STOMPED ON ME AND DAISY'S PARLOR SWIPPLE ALBUMS YOU DERPING JERK" By now, no one had any idea what was going on if they had any idea before. Pika woke up again and blissfully listened to Magical Colin's accordian solo. Then Luke ran in while chucking axes at Livid Hauhead who had stormed inside three seconds earlier. Then Werehog Sonic broke through the wall and tried to beat up Luke for some reason and a fierce duel began. Suddenly, demonic versions of Ash, Brock, Misty, and Pikachu stormed inside while looking derpy as frick and screaming at them to join Team Plasma and liberate N from Pika's 'cruelnessed feeling insensitivity-y' and yeeting books about demons at everyone. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ORDER IN THE FREAKING COURT!" X screamed. Everyone stopped dead and Gladion wondered what the frick was going on once more as Pika ate part of the desk thing they were sitting at.

To be continued...

OH NO

(smashes radio with hammer and then smashes radio stations with hammer and then smashes Parlor Swipple albums with hammer and then smashes Parlor Swipple with hammer)

BREAKING NEWS!
Painmaster (Icemaster) again reached no.1 on Gen 8 AG ladder, and No.2 player uses Kyurem-White confirmed!!

Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PK

A PK may refer to:
Arts and entertainment
Gaming
Probability of kill (Pk), in computer games, simulations, models, and operations research
Disney's PK: Out of the Shadows, a 2002 video game
Player killing, player versus player conflict in MMORPGs and MUDs
Other media
PK (film), a 2014 Indian film directed by Rajkumar Hirani and starring Aamir Khan
Paperinik, a cartoon character
Peacekeepers (Farscape), in the Farscape television show

Oh yeah and this too:

“OHEMGEE MY FEELEEENGS ARE HORT!!!!1!1!1!1!1!”

That... is so beautiful... XD

My favorite part: Josh Kool yabbering and Parlor Swipple 'SENGONG' (singing). XD

N's Career At Game Freak - Part 3


"O. M. DERP." N couldn't believe his eyes. He'd loaded up what he thought was Pokemon Dorp, but it was titled Pokemon Anti-Parlor Swipple. Similarly, Pokemon Derp was Pokemon Anti-N. And instead of "Game Freak and N present", it said "The Frocky Whee Head Company presents". He knew it was going to be 'bad', but decided to play it anyway. It started off with Primal majestically leaping out of the water and crushing a Josh Kool alt when he leapt onto land. He then went and found Pika and Gladion and said "I think N and Parlor Swipple are spying on us." "We know, I was able to smell them an hour ago." Gladion replied with a wince. Pika was wearing a clothespin on her nose and said "Yeaf, theh smelf life hef." "DORP" N yelled and fell out of a tree. Parlor Swipple also fell out of the tree and he nibbled off her ear. N in real life grinned smugly. He expected this to be the part where he'd send out a Parlor Jynxle and kill them, but no, it wasn't. "Oh, look, it's the lameheads!" Pika exclaimed after taking off the clothespin. "Oh great. Come to sing 'I Farted Off My Eyeball's Iris And Pooped Lisia's Pants' again?" Gladion asked. "DORPING PEE WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU I'M GONNA POOP YOUR PANTS AND PIKA'S TOO" Parlor Swipple threatened. Gladion knew that it was an empty threat, but then Parlor Swipple had to get Pika involved. "Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? You're going to poop in a pre-teen's pants against her will because we don't like you or your music? What the hell?" Primal, despite hating music, got a record player and played the same song that they had played when torturing N when N had pretended to be a baby. Pika and Gladion danced a bit and put on some snazzy stuff. Gladion had two small Japanese flags and a headband with a Japanese flag design. Pika did the same, except hers were the American flag. Then a battle begun: N and Parlor Swipple against Pika and Gladion, and it started as the music picked up and could be heard throughout the battle on infinite loop. Pika and Gladion's Pokemon were both level 255 Silvally who knew glitch moves that somehow didn't crash the game. N sent out a Parlor Jynxle and Parlor Swipple sent out the former box Legendary, a Deerpee En. Both were level 0. N in real life was sure they were gonna defeat the frocky whee heads. Parlor Jynxle's moveset was Splash with 0/0 PP, and Deerpee En's moveset was the same. If they had been able to outspeed, instead of using Struggle, they'd just explode and faint without damaging anyone. However, the Silvally outsped and Multi-Attacked them into oblivion. The battle ended, and Hau came along before turning into Livid Hauhead and hitting N and Parlor Swipple with a Malasada Axe, killing them, and the credits rolled. The credits featured dancing pixel Pikas and Gladions with their cute flag gear. N lost it. After Game Freak saw this, they stared, aghast. "DERP WE SOLDED THE COPIES ALREADY DEPRPEPDPPRPEPPDPRPPPRPDPPPEPPDPRPPEDRDERDPPRPPEPRPD PEE" he screamed. They tried to pull Pokemon Anti-N and Pokemon Anti-Parlor Swipple off the shelves, but there was nothing to pull off. They'd already been sold out across the world, and kids were laughing at how dumb N and Parlor Swipple were and talking about how cute Pika and Gladion looked and how cool Primal and Livid Hauhead were. They tried to release Pokemon Derp and Pokemon Dorp, but the data had been completely deleted and no one was sure what the data had been. N reed Game Freak out of business and yeeted himself off a bridge and drank all the water causing a drought in his area. Pika, Gladion, Primal, and Porygon were practically swimming in money and kept updating the games to add more story, as it could connect to the internet. Gladion opened his text thing to see that Pika had been spamming him with hearts for hours now and he was trying to find out what she had last said to him that hadn't been heart spam. Porygon was enjoying making gimmick movesets for the Pokemon, and Primal was off killing Josh Kool alts.

The end.

N's Career At Game Freak - Part 2


"This is going brilliantly, N. Now, what ideas do you have for Pokemon? We'd love to hear them." said a member of Game Freak. "OK SO FIRST OFF WILL BE THE BOXED LEGENDERPY AND IT'LL BE THE SAME POKEMON IN BOTH GAMES AND I'VE DESIGNED IT MYSELF" He then showed off a picture of himself with baked beans pouring out of his mouth, Parlor Swipple head slippers which may have been actual Parlor Swipple heads, a pipe stuck in his ear, a bee stinging him in his eye, and dynamite stuck in his pants. "Wow! What an amazing design! Look at it, so majestic and original! We could've never thought of something like that! It was such a good idea of us to hire you, so thank you again for agreeing!" said a fanboy member of Game Freak. N's ideas, let's call them, went on. The region would be a massive N head called the Derpen region, 'cleverly' combining 'derp' and 'N'. The evil team would be Team Fracken Whoop Hood. This wasn't N trying to put a spin on the term 'frocky whee head', it was him forgetting how to spell 'frocky whee head'. It also featured misspellings of the frocky whee heads' names because N probably couldn't spell N. He also made plenty of moves. There were moves like Dorpee, which made the user faint and had no effect on anything else, Pear Swoop, which made you immediately lose the battle, and N Head, which made N heads shower over the field and crash the game. "Wow, great moves! And the movesets you made were so brilliant, much better than that one Porygon-Zangoose guy could ever fathom! Ha! Not using Tickle on a Choice Scarf Torterra! What a noob!" Obviously the Game Freak people were morons if you hadn't noticed. Meanwhile, Pika was casually eating beans with lots of cheese on them when she recieved a text from Gladion: "Hey, Pika, there's something I need to tell you." Of course, she nearly hacked up a bean and spammed him with hearts. In his house, which was quite far away from Pika's, he raised an eyebrow. "Uh, what?" he texted. "I've been wanting to tell you the same thing, Gla-Gla!" Pika texted back, face red. Gladion was baffled by now. "So you peek around Parlorchan and mock lameheads on there too? What's your account name?" Gladion texted her. She didn't even read the text and texted back "I LOVE YOU TOO GLADION" Gladion's reply was "...Now what kinda account name is that supposed to be...?" She just then read the text about Parlorchan and faceplamed and nearly fainted. "OKjustignorethatIthinkI'mhighanddrunkongingerbeerdespiteitbeingnon-alchoholicwhatwereyousayingaboutParlorchan?" It took Gladion a second to understand the text, but then he texted back with a link to an article revealing info on Pokemon Derp and Pokemon Dorp. Pika read the article about five times. "What in the name of absolute fricking heck did I just read?" she texted. "N works for Game Freak, I assume after you got kicked out. He's working on Pokemon Derp and Pokemon Dorp and I nearly hacked up the pizza I ate earlier when I saw it. What an abomination, another leak even features an evolved form of Jynx that looks like Parlor Swipple, which I'm not linking for fear of your mental health." Pika  was disturbed by the idea of a Parlor Swipple Jynx but she was so happy that Gladion cared about her mental health so she spammed him with hearts again, adding a bit that said "(these are referring to you worrying about my mental health not the idea of a Parlor Jynxle)". "We've gotta stop him as soon as possible. Meet me outside of the Game Freak building." Gladion texted. Pika then spammed him with links to songs that weren't lameheaded and stupid. Eventually that night, a crew was assembled: Gladion, Pika, Primal, and Porygon. They knew that N was a fricking moron, but decided to get back at him instead of just stopping him. So Gladion sneakily entered through the window, a mischevious grin on his face, and the others followed. Pika made the story, Primal made new Pokemon, Porygon made movesets for them, and Gladion made the music and supervised. He was also the debugger. And when N released the game and then decided to play it, he had a massive shock in store for him.

To be continued...