Wall for BottomlessSea (page 88)

It seems he made it to flex his editor powers and make us look like we're nothing

Parlor Swipple's Attempt At Getting A New Boyfriend


"OMG N YOU DIDN'T TURD IN MY DERPING GLASS OF WATER" Parlor Swipple screeched right after getting a cup of water which gave N no time to poop in it. "OMDERP" N screamed. "THAT'S DERPING IT N I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU" she told him. "DOOOOOOORPY PEEEEEE NOOOOOO" N cried and flushed himself down the toilet in sorrow. Parlor Swipple decided she needed a new boyfriend. She went to the Harvest Moon dimension because she wanted to find out if she could grow N turd plants, but found Pika. Pika was sitting in a circle with Primal, Gladion, Luke, Gill, and Chase and was telling a made-up story about being kicked out of her house. "So my mom says 'Pika, we have to get out of here. Make sure to pack up some of your posessions.' And guess what I took? A 3DS, some video games, and my Gladion cards. But then she says 'Pika, why bring all this useless stuff? You can't even plug in your 3DS if we can't find a home.' So I said 'Don't worry, I can plug the 3DS into Gla-Gla's nose!'" They all burst into laughter, and Gladion didn't seem to mind the idea of a 3DS charger stuck in his nose. Parlor Swipple looked at the group of boys because she forgot Pika was a girl. "OMPEE I THINK I CAN FIND A DERPY BOYFRIEND HERE WOOT TOOT" she thought. Just then Luke noticed the aroma of semi-digested and rotting baked beans and looked up at Parlor Swipple. "Damn it." At these uncharacteristic words, the rest of the group looked up as well. "HI PEE HEDS I MEAN BOYS DORP I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND" Primal immediately Water Spouted her, then Thundered her, but she was unphazed due to the power of lameheadedness. The group fled, but Parlor Swipple chased after them. Sadly, the one she eventually caught up to was Luke. He leapt behind a tree in an attempt to hide, and Parlor Swipple looked confused. But eventually she looked behind the tree and Luke ran away once more. He eventually became tired but kept running until he thought his lungs and heart would burst. In a desperate attempt to flee, he leapt into a river. He thought he would be OK if he could just use his last bit of energy to ride the current downstream. However, Parlor Swipple drank the river and all the fish in it and Luke played dead. "OMDORP I KILLED MY NEW BOYFRIEND OH WELL I CAN STILL SING HIM SONGS" Luke's eyes went wide and bloodshot, but Parlor Swipple didn't notice this. "AAAAAAHHHHHHH OMPEEEEEEEEEEEE I KILLEDED MY BOYFRIENNNNNNNNNND SO I GO SAAAADADADADADADADADD SOD AND I WANT TO EAT BAKED BEEEEEEEEEEEANS ON HIS REMAIIIIIIIIIINS" Luke quit his act, leapt up, and chopped her head off with his axe. However, this didn't kill her. "OMG LUKE YOUR DERPING AXE IS SO HOT" she screamed despite not having a head. Luke fled for his life once again with Parlor Swipple in pursuit. Then he nearly knocked Gladion over and Parlor Swipple ran into Gladion. "OH GLAYDEIN WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND DORP" Gladion's answer was to kick her in the stomach and flee. This happened multiple times over, except with different boys, and soon a massive crowd was fleeing from headless Parlor Swipple. The boys managed to hide as Parlor Swipple looked around while having no head. Then she found a rather terrified Pika and grabbed her up. "HI PIKA DORP WANNA GO OUT WITH ME" As previously stated, Parlor Swipple had forgotten Pika was a girl. Pika screamed for help and flailed, tears spilling from her eyes and her screams loud and piercing. Anyone other than a lamehead would have flinched and given Pika an opportunity to escape. "OMPEE YOU HAVE A SCREECHY VOICE WANNA DERPILY SING SONGS" Just then, N ran up to Parlor Swipple. "PARLOR SWIPPLE I TURDED IN THE SINK DORP ALSO PIKA'S A FRACKEN WHOOP HOOD" "OMDERP I FORGOT" Parlor Swipple screamed and let Pika go. "OK EN WE CAN GET BACK TOGETHER DORP" Then her and N ran off into the sunset and drowned in the ocean as Pika huggled all the cute boys.

The end.

Indeed.

Headhau goes "WHEEFY CAFFIEINE MALASADASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" and proceeds to sing Hau Thriller (I wish that'd be epic).

Pretty much.

Shirts are out of his intelligence factor.

Edgion wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef

Yep, but cool battle theme.

Believe me you can't dance as bad as Team Skull unless you're trying to show off all of your body.

Ah yes the epical amazingal paradoxical wonderful Losermine who goes "DORP I'M NUMBER ONE MOTHER WHO DISOWNES MY KIDS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT MENTALLY UNSTABLE LIKE ME AND WRITE PARENTING BOOKS".

Goozmah goes "OMDERP I WENT PEE FROCK" and watches his favorite movie Dances With Psychotic Morons.

https://pokemon.alexonsager.net/?name=PrimalKyogre

I know how did it eat

One day a train was put in a tunnel and it died.

ok so this team neds a lot of fixing

carfull natur isnt good on solgalo give ti modest for moer attack an replac moarning sun wit moongist beem and stelt rock is weak replace it with stond age ad give it rockum z

rawqaza cant learn dragon acent in gen 2 so repace it with sword dance to set up and swep and give it sassy natue so its stronger

pixe plate is bad on arces it doesnt have any fary moves so give it choce scarf for mor power and replace dfog with earthqrake

kygore cant be shiny and giev it red orv becase it boost powr and no 0 ivs make it weak pyokmuka coud defeat it so give it iron heda foor shiniies

timed isnt good on yvaltel so give it relax ad replace uturn with rost fore healing nad hyper impct for cover zygarurd

haha picachoo the arcuss anyway u cant have too of the saem pokeon on a teem so replaze it with this

etrntus max with coice bond
pressar ability ad miled natur
max evs and ivs
hyper bem shado bal reckover stmp

good set hyber beam is good shadoh ball is cover reecover is heal stomp is cover

ok hope ths helped
answered 1 minute ago by nonexistent_noob

"I think that your team is pretty good, but I have some suggestions. I did a battle with this team and won. Here is the link to the battle replay if you're interested. Here's what I think about each members of the team.
1: Shuckle
The EV spread is nice, as the defensive stats are similar. The HP EVs can help it have more longevity. The problem is Poison Heal Breloom and Gliscor. They can restored HP from Toxic. This is the set I would use:
Shuckle @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Infestation
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Rest is to let Shuckle heal. Sleep Talk lets Shuckle attack while sleeping.
2: Ferrothorn
The moveset's pretty good, but try switching Leftovers for Rocky Helmet. With Rocky Helmet and Iron Barbs, the combo can do a bit of damage to those who make contact with Ferrothorn.
3: Salamence
The moveset is okay. From the looks of it, the Evs should mean that Salamence should be a sweeper. If you're fine with the moves for Salamence, try 252 HP, 252 Atk, and 4 Spe with Adamant Nature. With the EV spread of your Salamence, I would recommend this moveset:
Salamence @ Salamencite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Double-Edge
- Dragon Claw
- Iron Tail
4: Toxapex
The moveset is good, but for the item, use Black Sludge. There aren't many super effective moves that physically make contact with Toxapex. The problem here with the moveset are Grass/Poison Types. Maybe you could have it know Ice Beam instead of Haze?
You can try out this moveset:
Toxapex @ Black Sludge
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Recover
- Toxic Spikes
5: Clefable
The moves are okay, but I would probably replace Thunder Wave with Toxic. For the EV spread, try 252 HP, 4 SpA, and 252 SpD.
6: Groudon
I think you shouldn't spilt the EVs into many stats. Maybe with the set, try 252 Atk, 4 SpD, and 252 Spe with Jolly Nature.
Note: I think you should swap Clefable for Mega Sableye. If you decide to, Salamence should hold the Shell Bell and have the ability Moxie.
This is a set for Mega Sableye:
Sableye @ Sablenite
Ability: Keen Eye ------->Magic Bounce(once Mega Evolved)
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Knock Off
- Will-O-Wisp
- Snatch
- Shadow Ball
This Mega Sableye can Snatch any stat raising moves, making it a problem for baton pass teams. Your team also has status condition moves, putting pressure on baton pass teams.
If you decide to use the Sableye set, use it as your lead Pokemon."

The answer I made on RMT when I was pretty nooby. XD

You and Gladion are back on!

(Smiling) yes, yes you can