Here's an outline of our plans I think.
Step 1: You trade me the foreign Pokemon for... an Eevee or something random I have sitting in my PC boxes, likely.
Step 2: I Shiny hunt Skitty, get annoyed, and quit.
Step 3: I un-quit like two hours later.
Step 4: I hopefully get the Skitty.
Step 5: I trade you the Skitty.
Step 6: I have no idea if you can transfer your Jolteon to BDSP or not so you might have to trade him to me in Sword/Shield.
Step 7: Gau
Step 8: Pogo
Step 9: There is a move in Live A Live called Whee Jump. You needed to know that because it's called Whee Jump.
Step 10: I dunno I just wanted to get the step count to ten so I blathered on incoherently.
Step 11: why does this sound like a drug trade
Step 12: Yes I'm funny.
Step 13: Whee Jump
Jul 24, 2022
by
Gau
"I have kicked a bird in the butt."
"Sir, why are you wearing a lizard for underwear...?"
[...Well, he was.]
"Are they sacrificing or worshipping her?"
"Sheesh. All this for a kiss. Better be a good one."
"Well, that's what happens when you marry a princess."
"Sineater? What kinda name is Sineater? It's a slug!"
"Wow... there's so much to see, so much to do...
...
...
WHERE'S POGO I WANT POGO-"
"I don't know you. Nice to meet you."
"Bord."
[Possibly the deepest quote right there.]
"What the hell is- oh. A rodent. We don't talk about rats, rats-"
"Faitheater? What kinda name is-"
"Y'know, I'd appreciate you didn't random encounter so close to story events."
"Is there, like, a fast way down the mountain?
No. Of course there isn't."
"Save the girl, save the girl, save the girl, SAVE THE GIR-"
[I have saved too many girls this week.]
"In Purple Mist, we find our socks!"
[I actually misheard something a character said as that. No idea what he really said but it was funny.]
"YOU BETRAYED ME YOU JERK! WHERE'S POGO?!"
{WARNING: Very meenie bad words ahead as I argue with some dweeb about the protagonist guy's wife who he has a big crush on. Might be funnier if you could actually see what he said instead of how I retorted but oh well. Also I'm bad at spelling characters' names.}
"...All this because you didn't get my girlfriend?"
"So I was supposed to share the princess lady who wanted to marry me? Oh go to hell."
"I did change, I GOT MARRIED!"
"Dear god, you're the biggest sore loser in the entire Middle Ages."
"First of all, I don't recall you begging. Second of all, why would I let you win? Would it make you any less of a loser?"
"Oh yeah. The lady you had a crush on married me. So you cried a lot and cried in sad and sadded in cry and boo-hoo my heart bleeds for you."
"...I'm lustful because some lady wanted to marry me?"
"I DON'T understand! YOU AREN'T MAKING ANY DAMN SENSE!"
"Actually, I have loved, lost, and known shame. Ask... uh... you know..."
[Not even I know how I planned to finish that.]
Streibough: "I've newfound strength."
Me: "Y'know, I somehow doubt that."
"So you want me to shove you off the mountain. I mean, punting you sounds funner, but if that's what you want, my friend."
"OH DAMMMMMMMMN WHERRRRRRRRRE ISSSSSSSSSSS POGOOOOOOOOO?!"
[Yeah. Because when your friend becomes a weird shadowy psychopath thing, a caveman is the first person you wanna see.]
"I am going to dance on your grave to this music."
(in a failing to sing tone that gets even less sing-y the longer I try) "Oh, you'll drown in your own blood, if you have any left, I'm not sure..."
"Yes it will."
"Okay, b*stard."
"I always triumph. Because I'm cool."
"I nearly died trying to save you, and this is how you repay me?! You bit-"
Alethea: "He suffered..."
Me: "SO DID I!"
"Okay, I'm done. I'm divorcing you. Go make out with your boyfriend's corpse."
"Sweet and humble? He tried to MURDER ME!"
"Oh, uh... so much for our divorce. I guess this is Romeo and Juliet now."
"I could've got a better wife off eBay."
[I love this one honestly. I'm funny sometimes.]
"Why do I look like the shinobi from that angle?"
"Sits there blond-ly."
"This is boring. I want Pogo."
"Blur intensifies."
"Yeah, 'cause your friends died. Hate it for ya, Justin."
[His name was Oersted but I renamed him after a fifteen year old Fire-elemental OC of mine for some reason. That makes him the only character I renamed.]
"Stop beating yourself up! There'll be, uh... better wives?"
"JUSTIN DON'T BE EVIL PLEASE I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU-"
"Unfortunately everybody sucks."
"Hi demon. I thought you were Justin."
"Oh damn, oh damn, oh damn- NOOOOOOO WHYYYYYY?! THIS IS EDGY AND SUCKS I WANNA CRY-"
"Oersted is broken."
"Nicolette Chin. Seems the voice actors have even weirder names than the characters."
"What kinda loser goes 'oh no my wife who sucked died and my friend who also sucked died so I'm gonna be evil hahahahaha'?"
"Just so you know, Justin, I'm coming for ya. My scrawny little caveman boy is gonna kick your face in."
The game: "To be continued..."
"It'd better be."
The game: "The Dominion of Hate
Play this chapter as Pogo?"
Me: "That, uh... that a trick question?"
"Pogo this is not the time to be dancing and making funny noises."
God only knows what: "O foolish child."
"Um, uh, hi..."
"Look I hate Beru but there's no need to be edgy."
The same thing that just talked two quotes ago: "Whose faith in men endures despite their sins."
Me: "I mean... he's a caveman."
"POGO DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT! I MEAN THE RED! I MEAN THE DARK!"
"Stop laughing and put your Chest Hair back on."
"Pogo in Fever Dreamland."
"Pogo, you have eyeballs. Do you need to follow scent trails?"
"The fact that I don't have the faintest idea what age you are weirds me out."
"Wait 'til those Middle Age freaks see a caveman strutting around. Their helmets are gonna fall off."
[Oh yeah. They're the freaks.]
"Holy crap the Live A Live theme plays every time I enter a battle? Okay, okay, Game of the Year, oh my-"
[If you couldn't tell, I like that song.]
"Oh noes. THe slug shall eat my soul."
"Help help what am I doing I'm out of control have you hit puberty-"
[I really need to stop randomly having a stroke for no apparent reason it's not good for me.]
"I hate it when plants explode in my face. Really annoying."
"Okay, uh... that... that failed..."
BONUS QUOTE (I was reacting to my memories so it wasn't technically during gameplay but whatever)
"Do I look like a walking snack dispenser or something? Besides, I don't think you should take snacks from some teenager who doesn't watch his language or wear a shirt."
Jul 24, 2022
by
Gau
