Yu-Gi-No!
by someone who should definitely stop thinking past 11 PM
~ "Imagination, these horrors are your creation." -drunken bootleg Kid Goku, 2023 ~
"And now I play... EXODIA! Get pwned, b*tch!" Yugi yelled, standing on his tip-toes so he could see the field. Nothing happened. "What the f*ck?" he asked no one in particular, looking at the four cards he'd placed.
"Nice try, Yugi, but you clearly didn't read the instructions. You need five Exodia cards, not four." his rival and opponent, Seto Kaiba, said.
"What the hell are you talking about?!" He grabbed his deck and started digging through it, unwittingly breaking one of the most common rules since card games were invented. To his horror, the Left Arm of Exodia was in his deck. "Damn it!" he screamed, because he apparently does that a lot.
"Oh, and by the way, you lost the second you started searching through that pathetic deck of yours." Kaiba sneered. Yugi wanted nothing more than to smack that look off of Kaiba's face. However, he'd need a stepladder to reach Kaiba's face, and he didn't have one on hand.
"Sh*t! Damn f*cking damn it!" he screeched, tearing at his hair and punching things, somehow with his deck still in hand the entire time, as Kaiba casually took the elevator down the skyscraper they happened to be in.
"Dayum, Yugi! You were supposed to kick his ass!" Tea, because adding an accent over the 'e' is extremely difficult for some reason, scolded.
"I-I'm sry, Tea." he murmured, looking down at his feet in an attempt to hide that he was blushing like an anime character. "I... wanted to tell you something, though."
"What is it, Yugi?"
"I f*cking love you!" he burst out, which made her jump three feet into the air. "That came out wrong! What I meant to say is, do you want to go out with me?!" He squeezed his eyes shut, praying that she'd say yes. Everything was completely silent, until it wasn't.
"I'm sorry, Yugi, but I don't." His jaw dropped, eyes still closed. "You're... well, you aren't nice, but you're... uh... you're something kind to say. Anyway, you look like a little boy since you're like half my height, and we're just friends, okay? Bye!" Before he could respond, Tea disappeared into thin air, never to be seen again. Everything was completely silent. Again.
"#rejected"
"You know, Yugi, I could help you with girls. They love me." Yami said attractively, because it was true. Almost every girl in existence fell for him, and those who didn't were burned at the stake by enraged and insulted fangirls.
"Idgaf, Yami! Tea #rejected me and I don't need your help!" Yugi snapped at the spirit behind him, unaware that he looked like a total weirdo because Yami was invisible.
"Fine, Yugi. If you want to struggle with girls because you're small and lose duels constantly, that is your choice." he sighed suicidally. Yugi flinched, hurt by Yami's words because he was short.
And at some point he had reopened his eyes.
~*~*~*~*~omg sparkles and stuff~*~*~*~*~
Jul 17, 2023
by
Gau
