Yugi stared at the new student, like he had been doing the entire day. Her name was Reeda Sew, and she had beautiful, long, glistening, flowing locks of an unspecified color, mesmerizing eyes the color of eyes, and flawless see-through skin. Luckily, her organs weren't visible, but if they were, it wouldn't detract from her beauty at all. The moment Yugi saw what was visible of her, he knew he was madly in love with her.
She sat down next to him under the tree he happened to be sitting under, and he knew his heart was beating.
"I'm Yugi Moto, and damn you're hawt!" he screamed, somehow misscreaming his own name. Reeda looked down at him like he was on drugs, and he immediately felt self-conscious about being short. However, he ignored it because there was a hot girl sitting next to him. At least, he assumed so because her hair and eyes weren't see-through. 'She's so beautiful when she thinks I'm on illegal substances...' His heart accelerated.
"I'm, uh, I'm Reeda. Reeda Sew." she said, clearly very awkward because a random short guy was hitting on her. He stared at her more, stunned and amazed that she'd responded to him. They sat there for a few minutes, literally nothing happening except Yugi having profound thoughts, such as 'she's beautiful and lovely and an angel and amazing and beautiful and smart and beautiful' while his heart shifted gears.
However, she was staring at a building way off in the distance, somehow able to see someone through the window despite it being, as previously stated, way off in the distance. Yugi followed her gaze, gasping when he realized that there was someone looking out of the window, which he really shouldn't have been able to know.
"Kaiba!" he gasped.
"So that's his name...?" Reeda asked, drooling like a complete weirdo. Yugi's eyes almost fell out of his head when he realized that Reeda Sew was in love with Seto Kaiba and not him.
'Wtf?!' he shrieked mentally, heart pounding. 'I talked to her and she's beautiful, why the f*ck doesn't she love me?!' Then, a horrifying thought occurred to him. 'It's because I'm short!' He immediately became a yandere and decided he would kill Kaiba so that Reeda would have no choice but to become his girlfriend.
Assuring himself that his plan made total sense, he somehow teleported into Kaiba's office. Kaiba turned around, looking unimpressed.
"Kaiba, you sh*t-for-brained baboon! How f*cking dare you steal Reeda Sew from me, you f*cking b*tch!" Yugi shrieked unmentally.
"You're as incomprehensible as ever. I'd appreciate you getting out of my office now." Kaiba replied.
"Not until I've killed you!" Yugi's eyes began to glow for dramatic effect as he pulled out a lightsaber and swung it at Kaiba's neck. At least, he attempted to. He ended up aiming for Kaiba's knee. Regardless, he took one step to the side and Yugi fell flat on his face.
"F*cking f*ck!" he cursed, as always.
"Really, Yugi? You can't play Duel Monsters, you can't get a girlfriend, you can't grow past four foot three, and you can't swing a lightsaber. Is there anything you can do?"
"Stfu! You stole the love of my life from me and you're about to get #deleted! Sry not sry" the midget cackled evilly. Kaiba was still unimpressed. He pulled a briefcase out from under his desk and opened it. With a smirk, he took out his rechargeable double-edged KaibaCorp.-brand lightsaber which changed colors and could make popcorn. And it was Blue-Eyes White Dragon themed in some way.
Yugi stood his ground, but trembled because he knew his lightsaber, which was really a glow stick with a handle, wouldn't stand a chance. But before either of them could make a move, Reeda Sew flew in through the window. Yugi gasped, his heart nearly exploding. Kaiba's heart nearly exploded too, but that was because he was horrified and she'd damaged his amazing window.
"Seto Kaiba!" she screamed even louder than Yugi usually did, breaking another window. "Since the moment I saw you a few minutes ago, I knew I loved you! Let's go out and get married and have kids all in the span of two weeks!"
Kaiba's disgust could not be put into words, so he struck Reeda Sew's invisible face with his KaibaCorp. lightsaber. To his shock, it broke on impact with her soft, silky, delicate see-through skin.
"What are you?!" he demanded, his eyes widened more than he thought was physically possible.
"Your soulmate!" she screeched.
"You f*cking hurt Reeda, you b*stard! Die because I'm a yandere, b*tch!" Yugi said in an extremely loud and even more high-pitched than usual voice, swinging his glow sticksaber around wildly, hitting Kaiba's shins a couple times. Suddenly and for no apparent reason, Yami took control.
"Hey baby, wanna go out?" he asked Reeda Sew sexily. She immediately fell in love with him instead because he was just that attractive™.
"Omfg yes!" she declared. While all this was happening, Kaiba was contacting one of his employees.
"Deploy the White Lightning Nukes!"
"But, sir, those nukes were to be put on display in your kid-safe amusement park!"
"SHUT UP AND USE THEM!"
Yami and Reeda Dew, who were making out, realized what was happening a little too late.
"No, Kaiba! I have a date!"
"Kaiba I love you pls marry-"
And thus, the city of Domino was existn't.
- t h e n d -
Jul 17, 2023
by
Gau
Stormpaw is a large, short-furred, striped sandy brown she-cat with light orange eyes and a short tail.
She was born in RiverClan, but switched to WindClan.
Her father is named Mossytail and is sandy brown with dark green eyes, while her mother is named Hatchfish and is a tortoiseshell with amber eyes. Her sister, Jumpflame, is a tortoiseshell with gray eyes, and her brother, Flashscar, is black with pale green eyes. Her mentor was a black tom with dark blue eyes named Adderstalk. Only Jumpflame is still alive.
She dies from an infected injury as a medicine cat apprentice. Her full medicine cat name would've been Stormfoot.
Jul 16, 2023
by
Gau
