Wall for Ditto (page 118)

Because you ask too many ridiculous questions.

he's a machine mutant

actually, incorrect

correct

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Incorrect Quote Generator Lines, Part 3


Danny, driving Giru and Sees: So how was your day?
Giru: We almost got surprise adopted!
Danny: What?
Sees: We almost got kidnapped.
Danny: Oh, okay.
Danny: *slams on the brakes* WAIT WHAT?!

Danny: If Giru and I were drowning, who would you save?
Sees: You two can't swim?
Giru: It's a hypothetical question, Sees! who would you save?
Sees: My time and effort.

Danny, texting Giru: Giru! Help I'm being kidnapped
Sees: Where are you?
Danny: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Giru: I'll call Sees.
Sees, answering his cell: Y'ello?
Giru: Where's Danny? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Sees: Danny? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Sees:
Sees: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Sees: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN"T THAT BAD!
Danny: WHO ARE YOU?!

Danny: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Giru: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Sees: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Danny: While I'm gone, Giru, you're in charge.
Giru: Yes!!!
Danny, whispering: Sees, you're secretly in charge.
Sees: Obviously.

Danny: I told Giru her ears flush when she lies.
Sees: Why?
Danny: Look.
Danny: Hey Giru! Do you love us?
Giru, covering her ears: No.
Sees:

Danny: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Giru, amazed: Wow...
Sees, to Giru: Well what does that mean?
Giru: I don't know.
Giru, to Danny: What does that mean?

Danny: If you had to choose between Giru and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Sees: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Giru: Sees!
Danny: 63 cents.
Sees: I'll take the money.
Giru: SEES!!!

Danny: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Giru: Alright.
Danny: TraitorSayWhat?
Sees: Excuse me?
Danny: What?
Giru:
Danny:
Danny: No wait-

Danny: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Giru: How am I supposed to know?
Sees: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Giru: *sighs*
Giru: You wouldn't be trapped.

Danny: Why are you on the floor?
Giru: I'm depressed.
Giru: Also I was stabbed, can you get Sees, please.

Danny, trying to ask Giru out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Sees: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

Danny: Sees, can I talk to you for a second?
Sees: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Giru are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Danny: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

Danny: I trust Giru.
Sees: You think she knows what she's doing?
Danny: I wouldn't go that far.

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Danny, joking: Giru's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best her minions.
Giru: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no ****ing guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Giru: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With ****in' pros!
Giru: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Sees: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Giru: YEAH, SEES. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH SEES. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Giru: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT. BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA **** OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Danny: *Cracking up*
Giru: YEAH, SEES. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you ****ING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Giru: WHAT ARE YOU ****ING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Sees:
Danny: Okaaay-
Sees: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself.
Danny: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Sees: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?
Giru: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Danny I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN **** UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Giru: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. **** I SHOULD'VE-
Sees: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Giru, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

Danny: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Giru: We got spring water
Danny: NO.
Sees: with EXTRA minerals
Giru: it's like licking a stalagmite
Danny: DON'T COME HOME.
Sees: Mmmmm cave water

Danny: Giru, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Giru: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Danny: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sees.

Danny: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Giru: Okay, but in my defense, Sees bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Danny: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Danny: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
Giru: Looking right because you left
Sees: Looking up cause you let me down
Penston: Looking down cause you ****ed up
Volt: What is wrong with you guys

Danny: I'm an idiot.
Giru:
Sees:
Penston:
Volt:
Danny:
Giru: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Danny: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Giru: 'Prettiest Smile'
Sees: 'Nicest Personality'
Penston: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Volt: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Danny: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Giru: Rude.
Sees: That's fair.
Penston: Not again.
Volt: Are you going to want this back?

Danny: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Giru: Tubular AF!
Sees: Mood to the max!
Penston, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Volt, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

Incorrect Quote Generator Lines, Part 2


Danny: HELP! I TOLD SEES I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Giru, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Danny: What time is it?
Giru: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Giru: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Sees: WHO THE **** IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Giru: It's 2 am

Danny: Hey Giru,
Giru: Yes?
Danny: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Giru:
Giru: Where's Sees?

Danny: Sees, my old arch enemy.
Giru: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Danny: I have a life outside of you, Giru.

Danny: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Giru: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Sees: Smad.

*The squad is having dinner together*
Danny: Giru, can you pass the salt?
Giru: *Throws Sees across the table*

Danny: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Giru: If?
Sees: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Danny: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Giru: You people already know too much about me.
Sees: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

Danny: Yo is Penston sleeping or dead?
Giru: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Sees: Yeah, so did I.
Penston: Okay first of all, **** you-

Danny, Giru, and Sees are sitting on a bench
Penston: Why do you guys look so sad?
Danny: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Penston sits down*
Giru: The bench is freshly painted.

Danny: Giru, I'm sad.
Giru: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Sees: Penston, I'm sad.
Penston, nodding: mood.

Danny, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Giru, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Sees, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Penston, trembling: What are we playing

Danny, banging on the door: Giru! Open up!
Giru: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Sees: No, he meant-
Penston: Let her finish.

Danny: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Giru:
Sees:
Penston:
Everyone Else At Danny's Surprise Birthday Party:
Giru: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Danny: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Giru: Put spaghetti in it.
Danny: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Sees: Put spaghetti in it.
Danny: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Penston: Put spaghetti in it.
Danny: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Danny: I just ended a four year relationship.
Giru: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Danny: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Sees and Penston fighting from across the room*

*Danny's helping Giru out after she got injured, while the others are watching*
Sees: How does Giru look?
Penston: A little better than you, actually.

Danny: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Giru: *turning to Sees* How tall are you?


I love using DB people in incorrect quote generators.

Goku x reader


He is a hustler, he's no good at all

"omg NOOOOO" (y/n) yolled, herr beatiful (e/c) orbs cryign tears of sandess

He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum

seh cride tiers beacuse goham was died!

He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable

he was daed in a pool of blod and their was blood

He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun

(y/n)s gorejus (h/c) hair felled over har eys ass sh e cryed

I know you told me I should stay away

"nog ohan wy died thas happen to yuo" shet creyed

I know you said he's just a dog astray

she had lovead gohand whith all her hrate

He's a bad boy with a tainted heart

adn now hewas kiled

And even I know this ain't smart!

(y/n) wa sso distracht taht she wisht tjat she cold cri and dei

But mama, I'm in love with a criminal

but she din't beacuse she knowned hes hade tobe strogn

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

butt it was hrad becauz she lved goahn

Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright

vut ehen she was crird somone burshed teh (h/c) hare owt of hor (e/c) eyeses

All reason aside, I just can't deny, love the guy

ut was golu!

He is a villain by the devil's law

(y/n) aree yo ok?"he aksed

He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun

"no1 oghan is DID!" she soboed!

The man's a snitch and unpredictable

"im soryr" giku sayed

He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none

(y/n) criead adn huguged hi and whil criing wiht taers coimg frome hear (e/c) obrs

Oh, I know, should've let go, but no

"i loge you (y/n)" hee sadi!

'Cause he's a bad boy with a tainted heart

"i loev uou to wade did you sae yuu LVOED ME!?!?" sha gapsed!!

And even I know this ain't smart!

"yeas i olve you you re so prettifull (y/n)" he spoked!"buy waht abot che-chi!!? yorure MAREID!!!!" (y/n) scraemed adn cried!

But mama, I'm in love with a criminal

"i KEELED HAR!"

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

(y/n) gpasped tears!

Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright

"u kiledd hera cebause y ou wer BETTAR! an gohna adn trunck andd vegita amd theyre all died becusa tey dead ad i KILED THEM!!! becuaise i lovue you!!!! now yore all mien!!" goky lahgged!

All reason aside, I just can't deny, love the guy

(y/n) gapsed!

Trunk frend

I got Whis. Not at all what I was expecting, but hey! Still a fun quiz.