This bunch I shall call..."The Servants Of Honchkrow"
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Let's start it off, shall we?
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Ahh...the luxury of a Luxray. Here to rape most of the rain teams in OU. His speed isn't the best but he's able to outspeed some of the water/ground threats here. Having only an electric typing he only fears fast ground types such as Dugtrio. When I see that coming I can just switch to Togekiss. NU or not he hasn't failed me.
Luxury (Luxray) (M) @ Flame Orb
Trait: Guts
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Wild Charge
- Ice Fang
- Crunch
- Facade
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A bulky staller is just what I need for those gay sun teams! A toxic here and there and a Roar here and there just to piss off my opponent. I only decided on giving him 1 attacking move, Scald which after a few Calm Minds will really do some damage.
Typhoon (Suicune) @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SDef / 4 HP
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Roar
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The moustached wonder is here to show everyone how OP he is! Not much to explain for having except that I should have at least 1 OU in an OU team.
Stachio (Alakazam) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Calm Mind
- Focus Blast
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
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This big guy litterally tears through defensive Pokémon who set up Spikes/Stealth Rock such as Ferrothorn/Forretress. For all the times I've used it, it OHKO'd/2HKO'd Pokemon it had an advantage to...usually outspeeding them to!
Big Poppa (Nidoking) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Sludge Wave
- Focus Blast
- Thunderbolt
- Fire Blast
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He's got the colors, he's got the weight, he's a true Americano! The best paraflincher in OU. Screw you, Jirachi. After a Nasty Plot or 2 you have either 2 choices, Outspeed him and OHKO or put up that white flag.
Americano (Togekiss) (M) @ King's Rock
Trait: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Air Slash
- Aura Sphere
- Thunder Wave
- Nasty Plot
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Bulky, bulky, and more bulk is here in the form of a shedding Scrafty! May not have Moxie but what good is Moxie when you're paralyzed and can't do **? Shed Skin Scrafty only needs a few Dragon Dances and your whole team goes bye-bye!
2Pac (Scrafty) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Hi Jump Kick
- Ice Punch
- Zen Headbutt**
Say what you want about this team I managed to beat 3 Uber teams with it. It would've been 4 if Luxray wasn't paralyzed. The match was 1-0 though. Anyway...rate please! ;)
[1]: http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/black-white/shiny/luxray.png
[2]: http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/black-white/shiny/suicune.png
[3]: http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/black-white/normal/alakazam.png
[4]: http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/black-white/normal/nidoking.png
[5]: http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/black-white/normal/togekiss.png
[6]: http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/black-white/normal/scrafty.png