Ohai der. Muh name ez not Mew and dats becuz et relly ezn't! Har! Har! Har! I em relly funny. So last nite I wuz hangin out at teh bar and I was all like "Hey, I shud relly buy uh boat." Ten I figered "Wel, I alreddy burnt muh last two so why dont I mek a Sun Tem!" Ten I figered "Naw, Sun ez fer jerks. Meybeh I shud mek a Ren Team? Yeh tet sunds gud". Ten I figered "Meybeh I shud go home and fed teh doggie."
So, yeah I made this team like an hour ago. It has done quite well winning each battle it has been in (gee, like 5). I really just wanted to make an RMT for the hell of it. So this team does contain some gimmicks, but of course they all work. Because I'm a punk you're gonna have to wait for the team has I'm gonna bring you my Team Building Process. Thanks for reading in advance. In the mean time, stay beautiful.
Team Building Process (With Help from my Twin, Twice)!
Wel, duh! Tis ez uh frikn Rain Tem you dumbut!
What's a Rain Team with Politoed? Its the only Pokemon available who gets Drizzle- infinite rain. But, there is something about this Politoed... What was it?
Oh, that's right! An Expert Belt! My Poli is one of the cooler offensive Toeds because it doesn't go by the mainstream. This frog hits hard with a rain boosted Hydro Pump and kills anything weak to it (if it could fricking land a hit once in awhile). It also hits, well, everything else.
Ehhh!!! Ets uh Pedo!
I actually really wanted to make a Rain Team because I wanted to try this out. Agility Tornadus. It already gets a STAB 100% Hurricane in the rain, but with just an Agility, I am outspeeding the entire metagame. It's always funny getting swept by a Pokemon that you thought you could quickly take down with your scarfed Keldeo, but then you don't.
Teehee. He so Sturdy. Teehee he has Custap. Teehee. Spikes ez erryware.
Not for Spikes support, just for Rapid Spin. Tornadus needs some HP room so he can effectively sweep so that is why he is here, the Spikes are just for being an asshat. It also works as a physical wall, even though its not really needed as this is meant to be an offensive team. It just spins and Custaps (idefk).
Hardee Har! Har! I haz 3 legendariez! Har! Har! I so n00b.
Yeah, so I kinda just threw on these last three for heck of it. I ad always liked Scarfed Terrakion so I threw it on there and Scarfed Latios seemed like a good idea. Then there's SF LO Conkeldurr. Lemme teach you the math.
LO+SF+Conkeldurr>Anything that has ever existed ever.
There you go. Simple as that. GG. I win. You lose.
I tink Jirachi ez hawt.
So instead of using Scarf Terrakion, I'm using Scarf Jirachi. Scarf Jirachi is an interesting Pokemon. First I kind of ripped it off some kid, but he's a punk anyway. Jirachi actually gave this team perfect synergy, with Terrakion, we're vulnerable to Flying attacks (no matter how rarely used they are, it still kinda pissed me off). I would have given you a screenshot from Marriland's Team Builder, but as you can see I'm starting to get quite lazy. So, for all you oldies out there, yes our generation does blow. But anyway, at least the synergy is beautiful and that's all that really matter right.
Thanks for reading what you could. I honestly just couldn't think of anything clever to say near the end, so I apologize if it began to suck at the end. Also, if you were made fun of in this RMT I thank you for being a good sport and I know you won't take any of this to heart. The RMT will come in the near future so if you could be patient, that'd be great.
Awesome.
Replays!
Tornadus Sweep #1
Jirachi's Healing Wish
Also, if you search "best RMT" on Battle Subway, you get this RMT as the top result!
