Wall for wokeboke (page 2)

I really like The Power Of Three. I don't really have a favorite character, though. I do like a LOT of characters. :)

It has been 5 years since the gatekeeper found his oreo. Unfortunately, there was an attack on the hamster home by the Orange Orangutans clan, one of the 3 dynasties that ruled over the pet store. The others being Red Jorts and Grey Oreos.

One of the professors who joined the Orange Orangutans was none other than H. byleTh. No one understood why his name was capitalized like that but no one questioned it. He wielded the legendary weapon, the Dart of Creation. With it, he was able to incapacitate his enemies after 17 seconds.

Everyone though the gatekeeper was dead after the siege, however he actually survived. He wanted to raise the spirits of those whose loved ones and jobs were lost in the siege. However he could not reveal his identity, because he contained the power of portals and if the Orangutans figured out he was alive they would catch him and use him for their nefarious plots. So he disguised himself, putting on a red shirt, shorts, and to obscure his face, he created a spherical mask. This spherical mask was divided into 2 parts the top was red, while the bottom half was white. The division between them was black, and he carved out a face so cartoonish no one would think it was him. His method to raise moral was to give everyone his balls.
Which looks like his mask.

That, is the origin story of Ball Guy, savior of the universe.

NO! ITS NOT HER! DO NOT LISTEN! she is a liar

Hey, it's Syl! ^-^

at least they're not as bad as the LEBANESE

GOOD!

I think bisexuals would top but at the same time bi men don't exist :/

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I HATE THE POLAR EXPRESS

The Gate Keeper checked the time. His shift was over. Before he changed positions with his successor of the day, he rummaged through his backpack. Nothing but dust. He had sworn he left some food in there. Oh well, he thought. He decided to just borrow money from the other guards. The one who always greets the professors well must be that kind soul right?

Unfortunately, he wasn't able to find anyone to borrow money from. His pockets were empty too. That was then he realized that he didn't need money, because he was actually a pet hamster, and there was a feeding tube right in front of him this whole time.

As he finally begun to consume the consumables in the feeding tube, he realized it was just dust! He was very confused, then he noticed a swirling vortex on top of the feeding tube. He searched around his enclosure, and realized it was connected to a portal at the bottom of his backpack. How he had not noticed the portal before, he does not know. But what he does know is that this means that that food he left in the bag probably fell into the portal. He appreciated this fact immensely. He looked inside the feeding tube, but none of his snacks were there. He did however, notice his keys to his hamster ball, so he checked into the little hamster pockets of his little pet hamster clothes to find the portal connects there as well. He finally found his Oreo.

The problem was, he lost his scissors as well, and he wasn't good at opening the bags snacks are packaged in. That is why this story took like 2 weeks to finish, because the author was just waiting for the hamster to open the oreo, totally not because of procrastinating.

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