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For reasons unknown to me, I am compelled to create a work of art featuring all of the most ripped Pokémon. I'm not looking for just "strong," I'm looking for insanely buff. Pokémon so jacked, their blood is infused with testosterone. Pokémon with abs so shredded they could part the Red Sea with a belly flop. Pokémon so muscular they flex their calves when they blink. Pokémon that pump iron by bench-pressing oil rigs. Pokémon that make Thor and the Hulk cry in shame.

TL;DR Give me the most SHREDDED Pokémon you can find.

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Machamp? Hariyama? Pikachu? Those ones?

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I'm not really sure what you meant by swole. But I know some that could make hulk/Thor cry.

Legendaries/Ultra Beasts (Not in any specific order)

  • Groudon (It is so heavy and so strong and has really high base attack. He could beat hulk)
  • Kyogre (So huge and is able to cause floods and fire powerful Hydro Pumps.)
  • Rayquaza (Fires really powerful Draco Meteors and is able to stop Groudon/Kyogre.)
  • Mewtwo (Battle abilities were raised to the ultimate levels and is very powerful in the anime and in mega form)
  • Landorus (Seems very fierce and powerful and is able to cause powerful Earthquakes.)
  • Tornadus (Same as Landorus and is able to fire powerful Hurricanes.)
  • Thundurus (Same as Landorus and is able to fire powerful Thunders.)
  • Terrakion (Virizion and Cobalion both look calm (not very good in attacking) and Terrakion is the one that best excels in attacking.)
  • Zygarde (Look at its 100% Form)
  • Kyurem (Overpowered mon, especially the black one.)
  • Buzzwole (Look at its muscles and base Attack)
  • Guzzlord (It is able to take on many stuff with its huge claws and strong body.)
  • Volcanion (Able to fire powerful special attacks with its huge SpA.)
  • Pheromosa (Not sure about its appearance but look at its stats.)
  • Xurkitree (Just like Volcanion.)
  • Kartana (If it gets attacking, nothing is able to stop it.)
  • Yveltal (A Destruction Pokemon. Absorbs life force of creatures.)
  • Solgaleo (Lions are awesome.)
  • Entei (Volcanos erupt when it barks and is able to learn eruption.)

Normal (Pokedex Order)

  • Charizard (Watch the animes. Seems to be the best non-legend Pokemon.)
  • Nidoqueen/Nidoking (They seem really powerful.)
  • Machamp (This guy is so tough and muscular.)
  • Gyarados (Capable of destroying entire citys in a rage.)
  • Aerodactyl (He was once in the age of dinosaurs.)
  • Dragonite (A Pseudo Legendary. Just that non of its pokedex entries mentioned that it is capable of battling.)
  • Typhlosion (Erupts like a Volcano.)
  • Scizor (Has a steel like body and is able to crush hard stuff with its pincers.)
  • Tyranitar (Another pseudo Legendary. One of its pokedex entries says that Maps must be redrawn after it knocks downm mountains and buries rivers.)
  • Aggron (Totally a Monster.)
  • Salamence/Metagross (Both are pseudo Legendaries and also monsters with an overpowered Mega.)
  • Garchomp (I'm not sure if it's a pseudo legendary. There's a reason why this guy is Cynthia's best Pokemon.)
  • Darmanitan (Sheer Force and its high base attack is what makes it very good.)
  • Haxorus (Its tusk is able to slice through hard metal.)
  • Hydreigon (Pseudo Legendary.)
  • Tyrantrum (A dinosaur.)
  • Incineroar (Tiger cats are awesome too.)
  • Kommo-o (Another pseudo legendary.)

These are just based on my opinion.

Source: Looking at all the Pokemon and their pokedex entries.

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I'm so compelled to answer this question and idk why. I'm getting all these Pokemon from the list of Fighting-types in the games; if there are any swole non-Fighting types that aren't listed, please tell me.

Swole of Fame (idk)

  • Primeape
  • Machoke
  • Machamp
  • Tyranitar
  • Hariyama
  • Aggron
  • Abomasnow
  • Conkeldurr
  • Pangoro
  • Poliwrath
  • Blaziken
  • Infernape
  • Toxicroak
  • Emboar
  • Terrakion
  • Chesnaught
  • Incineroar
  • Buzzwole (surprisingly)

Furthermore, the Mega Evolutions and the Legendary Pokemon are pretty honourable mentions - I didn't list them because they might look weird on an artwork full of ordinary Pokemon. I trust your artistic judgement.

And Crabomimable.

Hope I helped. :)

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Machoke and Incineroar are pretty swole too.
Wow I forgot about Incineroar.