Bacon and cilantro stuffed into a Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Pepper then sauteed in pomegranate juice for 3.1415926535 millenium. Add sugar, vinegar, salt, and sautheern staiyle fraied cheeken, then insert into a canister of liquid nitrogen. Blowtorch using a Plasma Cannon from Pacific Rim.
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