1. I once drank an entire bottle of Brisk iced tea in a day. That's my career now.
2. I have a resume? Is my list of currently-fangirled-over characters on it?
3. Wait, I work here? Oh yeah, I'm Queen of the Conversation Chamber. Of course. I like that job because I get to boss people around and it's funny because of how often they actually do what I say.
4. (insert Queen Geerooeth lyrics here)
5. I can only pick one?
6. I'm German. I have a work ethic. Also I get drunk and sleep in Galaga arcade machines but that's different.
7. I hid Vegeta behind a rock. Wait, that's Dragon Ball. Well, it worked.
8. He didn't give me soda.
9. I stayed up all night, probably. I forget.
10. I live with people whose personality and work style are very different from mine. They suck and blast music at 4 AM. Then they go "YYAyayYYAyayYAYyayayAYYAYyayayYYAyaY"-
11. Get a bunch of raises. Use money for games.
12. By getting better at video games.
13. A brat.
14. 4,246,844,804.
Mar 20, 2023
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