Good Wednesday, fellow users of the Pokémon Knowledgebase, or PokéBase for short (which I'm not). I'm JustATypicalPerson, or JATP for short (which I'm not), and I think that's quite obvious. With my recent promotion several months ago, and the influx of suggestions we have received today, I've been carefully chosen by important members of this site to single-handedly provide my thoughts on them. While we're happy to take suggestions from our community, I'm not happy. Not. One. Bit. While I adore many of these recent threads and am happy to see them, others lack quality. They leave me unhappy, for their lack in substance, virtue, and content hurt me dearly. Therefore, I am instituting a few guidelines that must be followed for every post, with more to come soon. They are as follows:
1. No Lying/Twisting The Truth of Server Staff.
For whatever reason, people find joy in spreading lies about people on this site. This is especially the case when it comes to those that run the server. Therefore, this must come to an end. People come to this site for valid information about Pokémon (or at least, they did a few years ago, I don't know so much now), and how are they able to trust us if we can't trust what's said about those in power? As a result, I am instating this rule first and foremost to correct false depictions of our staff.
Many recent posts, and even those from the past, acknowledge such characters as Fizz "Fizztopher" Fizzcube going on rampages after ingesting Pork Rinds and Red Bull together, and other such obscenities. These posts are, in fact, twisting the truth. They're sugarcoating what's being said, as many of the server staff are far worse people than you can believe. Why this is the case, I'm unsure, but the staff of this server have hurt me personally on several occasions. From personal experience, Silver kicked my puppy, Amethyst spoiled my village's harvest, and Fizz... well...
Many don't know this about me, but I live solely off mascot character popsicles with gumballs in their eyes. Like, the really ugly looking ones. At least, I did, before they swapped 'em with chocolate instead, the sickos. Nowadays, I eat a regular diet of food and water, but before then, I went to the local gas station to buy them en mass. One day, I remember a strangle fellow, almost Crocodile Dundee in appearance, ranting and raving about some "dork rhymes". I didn't know this at the time, but it was Fizz, who has an amateur rap career, so I think he wanted samples (or something, I don't know what music is). Regardless, after the store clerk refused him from receiving these "dork rhymes", he lit the gas station aflame from his sheer rage alone, and stormed out. Fortunately, I made it out safe, but the popsicles... I still see them whenever I close my eyes.
1. No Politics or Political Propaganda.
Much discussion swirls around about the current conflict between frogs, cats, and crabs. As it stands, Pokébase itself does not have a stance on this matter, so to retain its status as a neutral party, no post should sway in favor of either cult, unless I am financially compensated. This is to discourage excessive promotion due to costing ad space, and for me to put the money directly into donations for those harmed by the effects of the war. If you're wondering why it goes to me instead of the donation services directly, tax evasion.
Many treat the war effort as a simple split between opinions on animals, but they're but ignorant fools. I've seen many a peoples harmed by this conflict, both crabs, cats, frogs, crabs, and especially regular people who wish to go about their lives as normal, only be hurt in the conflict. It's much like with the Umbreon vs. Absol conflict long ago, where its ramifications were concealed by simple preferences on Pocket Monsters. One way, I am doing this for my own sake, as it hurts to see such posts about the groups, as they often ignore the true ramifications of the fight.
TIMOTHY TADBULB DID NOT DIE FOR NOTHING! TIMOTHY TADBULB WAS NOT KILLED FOR NOTHING!
1. No Ill-Will to Ditto.
Every, and I mean EVERY post has brought up Ditto, and only to say bad things about Ditto. I don't know what Ditto has to do with this day or anything, but my previous mentions of the blob were only a funny. After all, its moveset thread is no longer up! After all, it isn't a necessity. Ditto has run the same set unchanged since Gen 5 because it's perfect had no changes since then. I assure every user on this site, I have no interest in Dittoscipling people.
There is no Ditto-conflict. I have no Ditto-centered plans. The Experts are not Ditto. The Moderators are not Ditto. Pokemaster is not Ditto. The only Ditto there is is the user Ditto, who has no relation to Mr. Fish, who was not killed on August 30th 2025 via gang-shootout.
