As we all know, the almighty Pokemaster has been inactive save for sometimes updating the news section. But he has neglected his site for long enough and so I suggest that we shall start a revolution. As the starter of this revolution I believe I am the best candidate for the king of Pokebase and I shall highlight why:
I shall better the geopolitical climate between frogs, and cats.
The fast growing factions of Team Ribbit and Team FASTEST are known to be rivals and so there may be soon a great divide in ideals, thus ruining the Pokebase. I have interviewed the three leaders of each team. I asked them what they thought of each other what they considered themselves as.
Feeshy Freggles Statement-Team Ribbit
“ Well first of all the differences between the 3 parties is that one beleives in frog supremacy, one likes cats, and one just hates everything that isn’t a crab or a palpitoed. I consider myself chosen by the almighty big frauglin (pronounced fr-OW-glin). I think this because before me, jellybean the sociable was leader of the frogs, and jellybean spoke to big frauglin himself! Then, he decided to pass his duties as leader to me. This makes me a “supreme leader/ruler” if you will put it like that. But I’m not a dictator! Team ribbit is a democracy. But yeah the other 2 teams definitely are different. The crab party is a dictatorship, with king klawf in charge. And idek what FASTEST is. But yeah we have waged many wars with the crabs, and a war with FASTEST so I am not a fan of either of them existing. But thats just my opinion, thanks for listening to me yap on for ages, I hope you didn’t fall asleep!” (note that the crab party is a dictatorship group that team ribbit has set to eradicate, however there is no Pokebase users who claim to be in that group )
Vines of Team Fastest , infamously known for being unable to read more than two sentences, has asked me to summarize my question. I declined to, because I spent a unreasonable amount of time writing those sentences.
Good Nightmares Statement- Team FASTEST.
“ 1. ribbit sux (on sewer water cuz theyre dum), fastest sux (on tasty soup water cuz we're smart)
2. please i beg u ill do anything (almost) “ (referring to eat a frog sock)
As you can see, there is quite some tension between the two teams. I will fix this problem and I will also eradicate the evil crabs. Any crabs willing to surrender should apply at www.crabrefugee.frog.gov
As the new ruler of Pokebase, I shall keep the teams and individuals sovereignty, whilst maintaining a stable relationship between the users, the website, and the moderators. Speaking of mods, I am more qualified to be king of Pokebase because I have been long time member of team ribbit, and I been lurking the site for many years longer then I have had a account, so I have sufficient knowledge of the site.
I shall improve the quality of the Pokebase to its fullest potential.
As we all know, the dlc encounters for SWSH and SV have long since been outdated or other details for those games are straight up wrong. Since I am exponentially more active than PM I will diligently fix these issues.
I shall give the users of Pokebase more liberty!
I shall add [mass downvotes][1] and abolish the [dictator Fizz][2] !
I shall allow Good Nightmares to eat a frog sock!
Q&A
Ask me about your questions on this new administration and I shall answer in a few hours. This was the soon to be king of Pokebase applinpie and thank you for coming my Ted Talk.
Q: are you smoking crack
A: yes
Q: why didnt you put a statement from the crabs
A: Freggles didnt tell me where to find the crabs. for all i know he’s making them up…..
also I find it funny that the comment section is kind of political debate lol
[1]: https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/meta/84377/suggestion-add-a-mass-downvote-button
[2]: https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/meta/84380/psa-demote-fizz-immediately
